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8 days Louise, I love you.
8 days a week, I love you.
8 gays Louis, I love you.
8 days a week, I love you.
8 gays a week, I love you
8 days a week, I love you.
8th day of the week, I love you.
8 days a week, I love you.
AIDS makes you weak, I lo-o-o-o- low it.
Eight days a week, I lo-o-o-o-love you.
Editor's note: This song actually predates the discovery of the AIDS virus, but maybe the person who submitted this lyric misheard it after the virus was discovered.
Ain't they Louise
Eight days a week
Ain't they sweet
Eight days a week
Eight days of tweak, I love glue.
Eight days a week, I love you.
Eight days of weed, I love you.
Eight days a week, I love you.
Eight gays so weak, I love you.
8 days a week, I love you.
Eight ways to eat, I f*** you.
Eight days a week, I love you.
Hey hey, Louise!
Eight days a week
Hey say Louise
Eight days a week
Hey, Dais-a-Weese
Eight days a week
Hey, Hey Louise, I love you.
8 days a week, I love you.
Hey, Jane Louise! I love you!
8 days a week, I love you.
Hey, hey, little weed!
Eight days a week
Heydays are weak.
8 days a week.
Either it's a classic case of youthful overstatement, or he finds loving her really heavy going!
I ate dates all week, above you.
8 days a week, I love you.
I ate your cheeks! I dove you!
8 days a week, I love you.
Love you every day girl
Always on my man.
Love you every day girl
Always on my mind.
May days are weak, a lord will.
8 days a week, I love you.
Someone to love,
Someone IQ.
Someone to love,
Someone like you.
AIDS makes you weak, I low it
8 days a week, I love you.
Eight days or weeks
Eight days a week
Eight games a week
Eight days a week
Eight maids a-milk
Eight days a week
Guess you know it's you
Guess you know it's true
Hay babes a week
8 days a week, I love you.
Hey say Louise
Eight days a week
Wheat Chex to eat
Eight days a week
Wheat Chex to eat
eight days a week