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A Greek philosopher once wrote
Naughty, naughty, very naughty.
A great philosopher once wrote
Naughty, naughty, very naughty.
Eezer is the geezer
Who loves the mausoleum
Eezer is the geezer
Who loves to muscle in
Eggs are good, Eggs are good
He's Ebeneezer Goode.
Eezer Goode, Eezer Goode
He's Ebeneezer Goode.
Execute, execute
I wanna execute.
Eezer Goode, Eezer Goode
He's Ebeneezer Goode.
Ezelke, Ezelke
ik heb een ezelke
Eezer Goode, Eezer Goode
He's Ebeneezer Goode.
It means 'Donkey, donkey, I have a little donkey' in Dutch
Has anyone got any beers?
OR
Has anyone got any fears?
Has anyone got any Veras?
Apparently, it seems that Veras is a slang word in parts of the UK for drugs.
He gives them all air,
the pipe farts rocking
And Bill Gates fight
it's time to shod la
He gets them all at it,
the party starts rocking
The people get excited
it's time to shout loud
He takes you to the top
Shakes you all around in Baghdad.
He takes you to the top
Shakes you all around, then back down.
He's so good, he's so good
He's never been so good!
Eezer Goode, Eezer Goode
He's Ebeneezer Goode.
Knees are good, knees are good
These seven knees are good
Eezer Goode, Eezer Goode
He's Ebeneezer Goode.
Taser Gun, Taser Gun,
He's got a Taser Gun.
Eezer Goode, Eezer Goode
He's Ebeneezer Goode.
There's a guy in the place who's got a very sweet face
(Later)
How's about the time the crowd all shout the name of Eezer
As he's cuddled in the corner, laughing by the baked beans
(Later)
But go easy on old 'Eezer, he's the ugly crow
Extraordinary fellow, like Mr Po Janella
There's a guy in the place who's got a bittersweet face
(Later)
That's about the time the crowd all shout the name of Eezer
As he's kotcheled in the corner, laughing by the bass bin
(Later)
But go easy on old 'Eezer, he's the love you could lose
Extraordinary fellow, like Mr Punchinello
Apparently "kotcheled" is a slang word in parts of the UK for being on drugs.
These effing e's are good.
He's Ebeneezer Goode.