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I take a look at the driver next to me
He's just insane
Just insane
I take a look at the driver next to me
He's just the same
Just the same
I take look at the driver next to me
He's just as gay
I take look at the driver next to me
He's just the same
I'll be your holy crown.
Get my feet on holy ground.
But soon there'll be a heat wave
But soon there'll be a freeway
But soon there'll be a three-way yeah
But soon there'll be a freeway yeah
Driving in your bra
Driving home for Christmas
Driving in my car
Driving home for Christmas
Get Domino's Pizza
I'm driving home for Christmas
Get my feet on holy grail
Get my feet on holy ground
I can't wait to see those faeces
I can't wait to see those faces
I take look at the driver next to me,
He's just insane
I take look at the driver next to me,
He's just the same
I take look at the driver next to me,
He's on cocaine
I take look at the driver next to me,
He's just the same
I'm driving home for Christmas, yeah
While I'm doing another line
I'm driving home for Christmas, yeah
Well, I'm moving down that line
I’m dining out for Christmas
I’m driving home for Christmas
Omicron for Christmas
Driving home for Christmas