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This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Doughnut Song that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996.
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'Cause if I am hanging on to your shoe
Guess it's way beyond repair.
And if I'm hanging on to your shade
I guess I'm way beyond the pale.
'Cause if I'm hanging onto your charade
I guess I'm way beyond the pain.
And if I'm hanging on to your shade
I guess I'm way beyond the pale.
'cause if I am hanging on to your shite
Guess I am way beyond the bill
And if I'm hanging on to your shade
I guess I'm way beyond the pale
And if I am hanging on to your charade
I guess I'm way beyond the pale.
And if I'm hanging on to your shade
I guess I'm way beyond the pale.
Hand me a drink and I can't get your message
Had me a trick and a kick and your message
Hand me a drink and I'll kick in your message
or
Hand me a drink and I'll kick in your mustache
or
Hand me a drink and I'll kick in your mustache
Had me a trick and a kick and your message
Hand me a drink and a cake and your message
Had me a trick and a kick and your message
Hand me a drink and a cake and your message
Had me a trick and a kick and your message
Hand me a drink and a cake and your message
Hand me a trick and a kick and your message
If I'm hanging onto horse s***
I guess I'm way beyond the pale.
And if I'm hanging on to your shade
I guess I'm way beyond the pale.
Sewing jars keep being you.
Something's just keeping you numb.
Two sons too many
too many ball fires
or
Two sons too many,
too many bull fights
or
Two sons too many,
too many bull fights
Two sons too many
too many able fires
Two suns too many
Too many bon-fires
Two sons too many
Too many able fires