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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Double Dutch Bus that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.
Frankie Smith's, "Double Dutch Bus"
Misheard Lyrics:
Big Goddamn alakazam
Original Lyrics:
Bip, bomp, bam alakazam
Frankie Smith's, "Double Dutch Bus"
Misheard Lyrics:
Get on the bus, lay your chair
And tell the driver that your going to the Double Dutch Fair.
And tell the driver that your going to the Double Dutch Fair.
Original Lyrics:
Get on the bus and pay your fare
And tell the driver that you're going to a Double Dutch affair.
And tell the driver that you're going to a Double Dutch affair.
Frankie Smith's, "Double Dutch Bus"
Misheard Lyrics:
Get on the bus,pay your fare
Then tell the driver that your dog went to a double dutch affair.
Then tell the driver that your dog went to a double dutch affair.
Original Lyrics:
Get on the bus and pay your fare
And tell the driver that you're going to a double dutch affair.
And tell the driver that you're going to a double dutch affair.
Frankie Smith's, "Double Dutch Bus"
Misheard Lyrics:
I say wassup? Mizu is a Wisard
Abuse that muzak, you baby!
Miltzi guilts a Sioux' ass, Gizzard D'zhama D'ouch(3X)
Abuse that muzak, you baby!
Miltzi guilts a Sioux' ass, Gizzard D'zhama D'ouch(3X)
Original Lyrics:
I say wizzat? Willze illzain't millzovin'...
(Say what? We ain't movin!)
Shillzu-gillzar! ....., bilzzaby!
(Sugar! .....baby!)
Willze illzare plizzayin' dizzouble dizzutch!(3X)
(We are playin' double dutch)
(Say what? We ain't movin!)
Shillzu-gillzar! ....., bilzzaby!
(Sugar! .....baby!)
Willze illzare plizzayin' dizzouble dizzutch!(3X)
(We are playin' double dutch)
"Mizu" is Japanese for water. No offence intended to any Sioux peoples. Muzak is also known as "Easy Listening" or "Elevator Music".
Frankie Smith's, "Double Dutch Bus"
Misheard Lyrics:
Musi ques, I sews on bews I pues a twos on que zat
Pue zoo
My kizzer
Pous zigga ay zee
It's all kizza
It's always like
It's all kizza
It's always like na zound, wa zee, wa zoom zoom zee
Pue zoo
My kizzer
Pous zigga ay zee
It's all kizza
It's always like
It's all kizza
It's always like na zound, wa zee, wa zoom zoom zee
Original Lyrics:
Milzee-gilzz-I silzum billz I-killza dilzzouble-dilzzutch!
(something about a million bills and he kills the double dutch)
Whoozoo?
(Who?)
My gizzurl!
(My girl!)
Wilzinga izzat?
(Who's that?)
It's okizzay!
(It's okay!)
It's alrizzight!
(It's alright!)
It's okizzay!
(It's okay!)
It's alrizzight! Nizzow wizzee wizzill silzzee!
(It's alright! Now we will see!)
(something about a million bills and he kills the double dutch)
Whoozoo?
(Who?)
My gizzurl!
(My girl!)
Wilzinga izzat?
(Who's that?)
It's okizzay!
(It's okay!)
It's alrizzight!
(It's alright!)
It's okizzay!
(It's okay!)
It's alrizzight! Nizzow wizzee wizzill silzzee!
(It's alright! Now we will see!)
Frankie Smith's, "Double Dutch Bus"
Misheard Lyrics:
When I gotta do my fucking walk
Original Lyrics:
When I gotta do my funky walk
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