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Don't sell me your lunchmeat,
Don't sell me your lunchmeat,
Don't sell me,
I don't want it! No!
Don't tell me you love me,
Don't tell me you love me,
Don't tell me,
I don't want to know!
Don't tell me I'm ugly.
Don't tell me you love me.
Don't tell me you're ugly
Don't tell me you're ugly
Don't tell me
I don't want to know!
Don't tell me you love me
Don't tell me you love me
Don't tell me
I don't want to know!
Don't tell me, all I wanna know
Don't tell me, I don't wanna know
I've been 25 years with my feet on the run
I've gotta pick up direction.
I've lived twenty-five years, I'm a kid on the run,
I gotta pick a direction
I've lived twenty-five years,
I'm a kid on the run I got a bigger erection
or
I've lived twenty-five years,
I'm a kid on the run I got a pistol for action
or
I've lived twenty-five years,
I'm a kid on the run I got a pistol for action
I've lived twenty-five years,
I'm a kid on the run I gotta pick a direction
I've lived twenty-five years
I'm a kid on the run, I got a pistol for action
or
I've lived twenty-five years
I'm a kid on the run, I got a bigger erection
or
I've lived twenty-five years
I'm a kid on the run, I got a pick up a ratchet.
I've lived twenty-five years
I'm a kid on the run, I gotta pick a direction.
I've lived twenty-five years
I'm a kid on the run, I got a pissed-off erection.
I've lived twenty-five years
I'm a kid on the run, I gotta pick a direction.
I've lived twenty-five years
I'm a kid on the run, I gotta pick up the rain check.
I've lived twenty-five years
I'm a kid on the run, I gotta pick a direction.
I've lived twenty-five years
I've been get on the road,
I gotta pick up a rock chair
I've lived twenty-five years,
I'm a kid on the run,
I gotta pick a direction
Don’t tell me, all I wanna know
Don’t tell me, I don’t wanna know