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And steal that foreskin from behind.
And still that voice came from behind.
Don't lay the pelican
Don't even eat its rice.
Don't pay the ferryman
Don't even fix a price.
Don't panic baby
Don't let 'em see you cry
Don't panic baby
Until he gets ya' to the other side.
Don't pay the ferryman
Don't even fix a price
Don't pay the ferryman
Until he gets ya' to the other side.
Don't pay the barbarian.
Don't pay the ferryman.
Don't pay the barbarian
Until he gets you to the other side.
Don't pay the ferryman
Until he gets you to the other side.
Don't pay the ferryman
Don't even fix his bike.
Don't pay the ferryman
Don't even fix a price.
Don't pay the ferryman
Don't even fix him rice.
Don't pay the ferryman
Don't even fix a price.
Don't pay the ferryman
Don't even fix him rice.
Don't pay the ferryman
Don't even fix a price.
Don't pay the perry man
Don't even think same price
Don't pay the ferryman
Don't even fix a price
And dancing bones that Jabba à la Mode under water.
And dancing bones that jabbered and a' moaned on the water.
Don't pay the ferryman, don't even Vincent Price.
Don't pay the ferryman, don't even fix a price'
Don't pay the ferryman
Don't even pick sale price.
Don't pay the ferryman
Don't even fix a price.