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Ain't no one you can count on in this sleazy little 'tellie'
So easy to be stuck in all that telephony snow
Doesn't matter if you stay all night
If you wanna scream, you got to keep it all in sight.
Ain't no one you can count on in this sleazy little town
So easy to get stuck in all that California snow
Doesn't matter if it's day or night
And you wanna scream, you got to keep it all inside.
Don't you open your card
Don't you open your heart
Hollywood can be salami
Hollywood can be so lonely
It don't mean nothin'
Till you sign dead on the bottom line
It don't mean nothin'
Till you sign it on the dotted line
No victim of crime
or
No reason, no rhyme
or
No reason, no rhyme
No victim, no crime
No victim to cry
No victim or crime
Now, don't eat muffins
No, it don't mean nothing
Your erected smile
The director's smile
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