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A hundred f**kin' wrestlers
Uh-honey, if I get restless
Am I beer to open?
Am I being too open?
Baby, don't go breaking my car, breaking my car
Baby, you won't go break in my car, break in my car
Baby, don't go breaking my heart, breaking my heart
Baby, don't go breaking my heart, breaking my heart
But right from the start, I gave you my car
But right from the start, I gave you my heart
But when I was down, how was your crown?
But when I was down, I was your clown
But when I was drowned, I wasn't found
But when I was down, I was your clown
But when I was found, I wasn't found
But when I was down, I was your clown
Don't be so nosy
Nobody knows it
Don't go break in my car.
Don't go breakin' my heart.
Don't go breakin' my arms
Don't go breakin' my heart
Don't go raping my aunt
Don't go breaking my heart
Don’t go eating my farts.
Don't go breakin' my heart.
Double breakin' my heart
Don't go breakin' my heart.
I gave you disease
I gave you my keys
I got your heart in my side
I got your heart in my sights
I got your heart in my side
I got your heart in my sights
I won't go freaking you out
I won't go breaking your heart
Nobody loves it
Nobody knows it
Oh honey if I get breastless
Oh honey if I get restless
Oh honey, if I get arrested.
Oh honey, if I get restless.
Oh, I think we'll get naked
Oh, I think we can make it
Oh, honey, if I get pregnant, Baby, you're not that kind
Oh, honey, if I get restless, Baby, you're not that kind
Oh, honey, when you knock on my door
Ooh, I gave you my pee
Oh, honey, when you knock on my door
Ooh, I gave you my key
One hundred and five now Rastus
Oh honey, if I get restless.
Ooh, I gave you my fleas
Ooh, I gave you my key
Rap on a star
I gave you my heart.
Right from the start, I gave you my heart.
Ronald Reagan, ha,ha
Don't go breakin' my heart.
So don't go smelling my farts, I won't go smelling your farts
So don't go breaking my heart, I won't go breaking your heart
So don't go starting with Stymie
You put the light in my eyes
Oh, you put the spark to the flame
I got your heart in my size
So don't misunderstand me
You put the light in my life
You put the spark to the flame
I got your heart in my sights
Someone's breakin' my heart.
Don't go breakin' my heart.
When you were down, how was your crown.
When you were down, I was your clown.
When you were down, you licked my crown.
When you were down, I was your clown.
You take the wet off of me.
You take the weight off of me.
But when I was found, I wasn’t found
But when I was down, I was your clown
Nobody goes there
Nobody knows it