Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody.
This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Don't Cha' that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996.
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Don't you wish your gopher was hot like me?
Don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like me?
Let's keep it frilly.
Let's keep it friendly.
And in the back of your mind
I know you should be f***ing with me.
And in the back of your mind
I know you should be on with me.
Actually, both are correct; the "misheard" one is actually the original album version. "...on with me" is the clean version.
Busta: Wanna break my back there!
Busta: Looking at you wan break my back! Yeah!
Dolce was a girlfriend was a freak like me
Don't cha wish your girlfriend was a freak like me?
Don't cha wish your girlfriend brushed your teeth like me?
Don't cha wish your girlfriend was a freak like me?
I did mishear it that way, but this doesn't make sense for so many reasons. Can't most people brush their own teeth? And who is brushing the other person's teeth, and why isn't SHE the girlfriend?
Don't cha wish your girlfriend was Greek like me?
Don't cha wish your girlfriend was a freak like me?
Don't cha wish your girlfriend was free like me?
Don't cha wish your girlfriend was a freak like me?
Don't cha wish your girlfriend was free like me?
Don't cha wish your girlfriend was a freak like me?
Don't cha wish your girlfriend was wrong like me?
Don't cha wish your girlfriend was raw like me?
I'd probably be just as crazy about you
If you were my old man.
I'd probably be just as crazy about you
If you were my own man.
Until then, old friend
Your sleeping just ain't with me.
or
Until then, old friend
Your sleeping one-night-stands with me.
Until then, old friend
Your secret is safe with me.
Don't cha wish your girlfriend was a creep like me
Don't cha wish your girlfriend was a freak like me?
Don't cha wish your girlfriend was a whore like me?
or
Don't cha wish your girlfriend was-roar!-like me?
Don't cha wish your girlfriend was raw like me?
Don't cha wish your girlfriend was wrong like me?
Don't cha wish your girlfriend was raw like me?