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This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Doctor! Doctor! that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996.
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Can’t you see I’m birdie, birdie?
Can’t you see I’m burning, burning?
Chips at night, it's such delight.
Ships at night give such delight.
Doctor! Doctor!
I've had a little disco accident!
Doctor! Doctor!
Can't you see I'm burnin' burnin'?
Gimps at night give such delight.
Ships at night give such delight.
It's at night, it's such delight.
Say your piece before the morning light.
Ships at night give such delight.
We all leave before the morning light.
Kids at night
Give such delight.
Ships at night
Give such delight.
Limps at night gives such daylight
We don't need the further morning light.
Ships at night give such delight
We all leave before the morning light.
Make some tonight
Give such delight
Oh, Doctor, Doctor!
Is this how I'm feeling?
Oh, Doctor, Doctor
Is this love I'm feeling?
Please don't breathe your love on me
It takes away my name
Please don't lay your hands on me
It'd never be the same
Fever breathe your love on me
Take away my name
Fever lay your hands on me
Never be the same
S***s at night gives such delight.
Ships at night give such delight.
Doctor Doctor, this is how I'm feeling.
Doctor Doctor, is this love I'm feeling?
Doctor, doctor
Can't you see my urine's burnin'?
Doctor, doctor
Can't you see I'm burnin', burnin'?
Doctor, doctor
Can't you see I'm Herman Herman?
Doctor, doctor
Can't you see I'm burnin', burnin'?
Oh, Doctor, doctor, can't you see I'm hurtin, hutin
Oh, Doctor, doctor, can't you stop my bleedin?
Oh, Doctor, doctor, can't you see I'm burning, burning
Oh, Doctor, doctor, is this love I'm feeling?
Pleas don't breathe your love on me
Fever breathe your love on me