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I love you both and this will be puree gee double 'el or me.
I love you both and this will be pure H-E double L for me.
I love you both and this will be your A-G double L of me.
I love you both and this will be pure H-E double L for me.
Our Dee I Vee Oh A*** see-ee becomes final today.
Our D I V O R C E becomes final today.
S-U-R-E-R-I-S-E
S-U-R-P-R-I-S-E
Burlap to Cashmere's, "Divorce"
See the people laughing as we're walking down the street.
But you were there and must I die before it's time for me to leave.
Love must go away, but now the only way was me,
so I must leave before I fall into your twisted misery
See the people loving as we're walking down the street,
but you were never much like that and now it's time for me to leave.
Love must go both ways, but now the only way was me,
so I must leave before I fall into your twisted misery
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