Misheard Lyrics -> Song -> D -> Disloyal Order Of Water Buffaloes
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It's the back of the squad car for straight old men
Put him in the back of a squad car, restrain that man
Ring toss just a ring toss
Detox just to retox
And perfect boys with their perfect lives
Imperfect boys with imperfect ploys
And perfect boys with their perfect lives
Imperfect boys with their perfect ploys
Editor's note: This line has been disputed by various lyrics sites. Some sites give the "misheard" words as correct, while others give the "actual" words as correct. So until I see the liner notes of the album, or I hear a member of the group enunciate this line, I'm leaving this one as is.
And perfect boys with their perfect lives
Imperfect boys with their perfect ploys
And perfect boys with their perfect noise
Imperfect boys with their perfect lives
De tux just to re tux
Detox just to retox
I'm coming apart at the seeds
Bitchin' myself for kneads in other people's dreams
I'm coming apart at the seams
Pitching myself for leads in other people's dreams now
Imperfect boys with their perfect cries
Imperfect boys with their perfect ploys
Imperfect boys with their perfect ploys
And perfect boys with their perfect lives
Little girl, got me staring eyes
Or was that just a telescope with camera eyes
P-p-paint the dolls in the high with truck love laws
Love lizard scales in the night-time moon
All your rookies leave you bad and the gun and the desk
When you leave the room
Little girl, got me staring odd
Or was that just a telescopic camera nod
P-p-painted dolls in the highway truckstop stalls
Lot lizard scales cool your nightlife moods
All the rookies leave your badge and your gun on the desk
When you leave the room
Nobody wants to hear you sing about charity
Nobody wants to hear you sing about tragedy
Put them in the back of a squad car, Australian men
Put him in the back of a squad car, restrain that man
Ritos just Doritos
Detox just to retox