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Bring out the Obvious Team
Bring out the old guillotine.
Forget the obvious scene
Bring out the old guillotine.
I spent my high school career spit on and chopped to agree
I spent my high school career spit on and shoved to agree
We got the ugliest team.
or
We got the ugliest tea.
Bring out the old guillotine.
We've got the hunkiest scene.
Bring out the old guillotine.
We've got the obvious team,
And we'll show 'em what we really mean
So bring out the old guillotine, we'll show 'em what we all mean
We've got the obvious team,
And we'll show 'em what we really mean
So bring out the old guillotine,
We'll show 'em what we all mean
We've got the obvious team,
It'll show 'em what we all mean
Bring out the old guillotine,
We'll show em what we all mean
Well, I was there on the day
They thought the cause for the queen
And when likes all went out
We watched our light on the screen
I hate the ending myself
But it started with an alright scene
It was the horror the crowd
That gave me heartache to sing
Well, I was there on the day
They sold the cause for the queen
And when lights all went out
We watched our lives on the screen
I hate the ending myself
But it started with an alright scene
It was the roar of the crowd
That gave me heartache to sing
You never learned to drop and beg.
You never learned a g**d*** thing.