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This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Disco 2000 that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996.
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By the fountain down Malone
By the fountain down the road
Disco me up in the year 2000.
Let's all meet up in the year 2000.
I never knew that you'd get married,
I would be living down here on my own
In that dump and only thirty years ago.
I never knew that you'd get married,
I would be living down here on my own
On that damp and lonely Thursday years ago.
I'm not down and lonely 30 years ago
On that damp and lonely Thursday years ago
I'm not down and lonely
On that damp and lonely
Let's all meet up when we're on holy ground.
Let's all meet up in the year 2000.
Rattle me up in the year 2000.
Let's all me up in the year 2000.
The housemartin said that you were the best
Oh, the boys all loved you, but I was the best
And Martyn said that you were the best
Oh, the boys all loved you, but I was a mess
When we're all fully blown
When we're all fully grown
When we're all fully cloned
When we're all fully clothed
When we’re all fully clothed
When we’re all fully grown
With bulls*** on the wall
With woodchip on the wall
Won't it be strange when we're all fooling around?
Won't it be strange when we're all fully grown?
You can't even bring a baby.
You can even bring your baby.
Your a** was very small
But you would s*** on the walls.
Your house was very small
With woodchip on the walls.
Your house was very small
With wood shit on the wall
Your house was very small
With wood chip on the wall
Your house was very small, there were lipsticks on the wall
Your house was very small, with wood chip on the wall
Your house was very small, with weird shit on the wall
Your house was very small, with wood chip on the wall
Your house was very small,
We rubbed shit on the wall.
Your house was very small,
With woodchip on the wall.
Your house was very small
With dog s*** on the wall.
Your house was very small
With wood chip on the wall.
Your house was very small
With bird s*** on the walls.
Your house was very small
With wood chip on the wall.
Your house was very small
With dog s*** on the wall.
Your house was very small
With woodchip on the wall.
Your house was very small
With lipstick on the wall.
Your house was very small
With woodchip on the wall.
Your name was "Da Mirror".
Your name was Deborah.
Your name was Demi Moore.
Your name was Deborah.