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Damn on the nights
Turn off the old Beethoven
Dim all the lights
Turn up the old Victrola
Turn off the old catrona.
Turn up the old Victrola.
Turn on the old Vitrona
Turn up the old Victrola
Turn up the over-toner.
Turn up the old Victrola.
Dim all the lights somebody
Dim all the lights sweet darling
Dinner tonight, sweet darling
Dim all the lights, sweet darling
Get out an old Ricola
Turn on that old Victrola
Go eat a gummi bear.
Love just don't come easy.
Turn off remote control
Turn off the old Victrola
We've found the perfect love.
If you don't like it tough.
We've found the perfect love.
And I'm like a cup.
You're not the old Victrola
Turn up the old Victrola
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