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This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Die Die My Darling that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996.
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Dead-end world for a dead-end girl.
Dead-end girl for a dead-end guy.
Dye, dye, dye my blond hair.
Die, die, die, my darling.
Don't try to eat a baby.
Don't cry to me, oh baby.
Dinner's on for a deadened goat.
Dead-end soul for a dead-end girl.
Don't cry 'tomatoes,' baby!
Don't cry to me now, baby.
Don't cry tomato, baby.
Don't cry to me, you baby.
Don't cry tomato, baby
Don't cry to me, oh baby
Don't cry, tomato baby.
Don't cry to me now baby.
Don't try to be a baby.
Don't cry to me, oh baby.
Don't try tomatoes, baby.
Don't cry to me, oh baby.
Don't try turnin' me on baby.
Don't cry to me, oh baby.
How'd you know it was in your car?
Had to know, it was in your cards.
I don't know, it was in your power.
Had to know what was in your cards.
No prime tomato baby
Don't cry to me, oh baby.
So don't fry tomatoes, baby
Your pizza's in a long, long box
So don't cry to me, oh baby
Your future's in an oblong box
You're no fried tomato baby.
Don't cry to me, you baby.