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All your mommas in the house.
Der Kommisar's in town.
And I got to thinking while she was talking
That her nose had told the story
And I got to thinking while she was talking
That I know she told the story
But I've screwed those dames just enough to know what she really meant
But my street understanding was just enough to know what she really meant
Calm your sausage down.
Der Kommissar's in town.
Cha! Cha! Cha! Cha!
Ja! Ja! Ja! Ja!
Chop! Chop! Chop! Chop!
Ja! Ja! Ja! Ja!
"Ja" is the German word for "Yes", here it's pronounced as though it were an English word.
Crying in the room
Drah' Di net um
Don't turn around! Whaaaa-oooh!
The party van's in town! Wha-oo!
Don't turn around, wo-a-o
Der Komissar's in town! Wo-a-o!
Don't turn around, uh oh!
They call me saucy town
Don't turn around, uh oh!
Der Kommisar's in town
Don't turn around, uh uh oh!
The commies are in town
Don't turn around, uh oh!
Der Kommissar's in town.
Don't turn around, uh, uh, oh!
The comings sizing down.
Don't turn around, uh oh!
Der Kommissar's in town.
Don't turn around, uh-oh
They call me Sergeant Town
Don't turn around, oh oh oh
Der Kommissars in town
Don't turn around, uh-oh
They call me sausage hound
Don't turn around, oh oh oh
Der Kommisar's in town
Don't turn around. Joe Joe!
Don't turn around, uh,uh oh!
Don't turn around
They call me Sergeant Brown.
Don't turn around
Der Kommissar's in town.
Dork singers
Dort singen's:
Feeling fly, der Kommissar?
Alles klar, Herr Kommissar?
The real lyrics are German for 'All clear, Mr. Commissary?'
Go to your room
Drah dih net um
Grime in the room
or
Crime in the room
Drah dih net um
I miss killing Joe
With all my f***ing friends.
I miss Jill and Joe
And all my funky friends.
Jump! Jump! Jump! Jump! Jump! Jump!
Ja! Ja! Ja! Ja! Ja! Ja!
Of all those places, there she goes
'Cuz she rides with the elders in the subway singin'.
Of those special places that she goes
When she rides with the others in the subway singin'.
Out in the room
Drah' di net um
She meant Jack and Joe and Jill.
Sie meint Jack und Joe und Jill.
She said, 'Baby you know, I miss chillin' Joe and all my f***ing friends.'
But that discreet understanding was just enough to know what she really meant.
She said, 'Baby you know, I miss Jill and Joe and all my funky friends.'
But my street understanding was just enough to know what she really meant.
She was driving in a hardest fjord
She was young and her heart was pure.
Shop! Shop! Shop! Shop!
Ja! Ja! Ja! Ja!
Sky-cappin' one, two, three, and it's easy to see,
but it's nothin' I don't care, no.
Eine, zwei, drei, vier; one, two, three, and it's easy to see,
but it's not that I don't care, so.
The first four words of the actual lyrics are German for 'One, two, three, four'
The dog turned around uh oh!
Don't turn around uh oh!
There come a sergeant down.
Der Kommissar's in town.
They call me Sargeant Town
Der Kommissar's in town.
They call me Sgt. Brown.
Der Kommissar's in town.
They call me sauce in town
or
They caught me saucing town
or
The Commie Czar's in town
Der Kommissar's in town
They calm a sergeant down, oh oh
or
They come, massage her down, oh oh.
Der Kommisar's in town, oh oh.
Trapped in the room
Drah' di net um
Wir treffen Jill und Joe
and rest of Brother Hip
and half of the rest of Kool & Gang
Wir treffen Jill und Joe
Und dessen Bruder hip
Und auch den Rest der coolen Gang
You call me a sexy clown.
Der Kommissar's in town.