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And nobody was really sure how many holes are in the album, Paul?
And now they know how many holes it takes to fill the Albert Hall
And nobody was really sure if he was from the house at all.
Nobody was really sure if he was from the House of Lords.
And nobody was really sure if he was from the house of Paul.
And nobody was really sure if he was from the House of Lords.
And nobody was really sure if he was from the outer Paul.
And nobody was really sure if he was from the House of Lords.
And now they know how many holes it takes to fill the Alms DePaul.
Now they know how many holes it takes to fill the Albert Hall.
Are we sure how many holes it takes to fill the house at all?
Now they know how many holes it takes to fill the Albert Hall.
Brother know how many holes it takes to fill the Albert Hall.
Now they know how many holes it takes to fill the Albert Hall.
I read the news today, old boy
I read the news today, oh boy
I saw the phonograph.
I saw the photograph.
I saw the photographed hand.
I saw the photograph. And...
Nobody was even sure if he was from the Tour de France.
And nobody was really sure if he was from the House of Lords.
Nobody was really sure
If he was from the House of Whores.
Nobody was really sure
If he was from the House of Lords.
Nobody was really sure if he was from the house of Paul.
Nobody was really sure if he was from the House of Lords.
Nobody was really sure if he was from the house of cards.
Nobody was really sure if he was from the House of Lords.
Nobody was really sure if he was from the house of wine.
And nobody was really sure if he was from the House of Lords.
Nobody was really sure if he was from the house or Paul.
And nobody was really sure if he was from the House of Lords.
Nobody was really sure
If he was from the house of law.
Nobody was really sure
If he was from the House of Lords.
Nobody was really sure
If he was from the House of Porn.
Nobody was really sure
If he was from the House of Lords.
Nobody was really sure
If he was from the house or floor.
Nobody was really sure
If he was from the House of Lords.
Nobody was really sure
If he was gonna have the floor.
Nobody was really sure
If he was from the House of Lords.
Nobody was really sure
That he was from the house of George.
Nobody was really sure
If he was from the House of Lords.
Oh, but he was just showing he was from the House of Lords.
Nobody was really sure if he was from the House of Lords.
Oh, but he was really showing
He was from the House of Lords.
Nobody was really sure
If he was from the House of Lords.
So, now they know how many holes it takes to fill an armored car.
Now they know how many holes it takes to fill the Albert Hall.
They had to know how many holes it takes to fill Al Capone.
Now they know how many holes it takes to fill the Albert Hall.
They had to know how many holes it takes to fill an armored molehill.
Now they know how many holes it takes to fill the Albert Hall.
They had to know how many holes it takes to fill an ounce of hall.
Now they know know how many holes it takes to fill the Albert Hall.
They had to know how many holes it takes to fill the Albert Hall.
Now they know how many holes it takes to fill the Albert Hall.
They had to know how many whores it took to feel the alcohol.
Now they know how many holes it takes to fill the Albert Hall.
Victor Charlie had just won the war.
The English Army had just won the war.
Four thousand hoes in black dead wankers
Four thousand holes in Blackburn, Lancashire
I just had to lend a hand
I just had to la-ugh
Made the bus and second splat
Made the bus in seconds flat
Nobody was really sure if he was from the House next door
Nobody was really sure if he was from the House of Lords.
Now they know how many holes it takes to fill with alcohol.
Now they know how many holes it takes to fill the Albert Hall.
Now they know how many holes it takes to kill the alcohol.
Now they know how many holes it takes to fill the Albert Hall.