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And you think I'm 16
or
And you think I'm sexting
And you think I'm sexy
Don't talk to strangers
Two total strangers
His heart beaten like a drunk
'cuz at last he's got his girl home
Realize, baby, life will come back home
His heart beating like a drum
'cause at last he's got this girl home
Relax, baby, now we're all alone
His heart's beating like a drum
'Cause at last he's got this girl’s hole
His heart's beating like a drum
'Cause at last he's got this girl home
His lips are wry, her butt's beating poundly
or
His lips are try, her heart's chest is pounding
or
His lips are try, her heart's chest is pounding
His lips are dry, her heart is gently pounding
If you really need me
Just reach out and crush me
If you really need me
Just reach out and touch me
If you want my money, and you think I'm sexy
If you want my body and you think I'm sexy
Jeffrey, shout and touch me
Just reach out and touch me
Just reach out and punch me
Just reach out and touch me
Never mind, Sugar, we can catch the real late movie
Never mind, Sugar, we can watch the early movie
Never, meshugah.
Never mind, Sugar.
'Meshugah' is Yiddish for 'crazy'.
Never mind, Sugar,
we can watch the old late movie
or
Never, mine sugar,
we can watch the only movie
or
Never, mine sugar,
we can watch the only movie
Never mind Sugar,
we can watch the early movie
If you think I’m funny and you think I’m Samson.
If you want my body and you think I'm sexy.
If you want my body and you think I'm sexy come on baby let me know.
Yep Yep Yep Yep need me just reach out and touch me
If you want my body and you think I'm sexy come on baby let me know.
If you really need me just reach out and touch me
They got each other, we know one's complaining
They got each other, neither one's complaining