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Katy Perry's, "Dark Horse"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause I'm coming acting like a guy because...
Original Lyrics:
'Cause I'm coming at you like a dark horse
Katy Perry's, "Dark Horse"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause I'm coming at you like a dinosaur (TREX arms- every time)
Original Lyrics:
'Cause I'm coming at you like a dark horse
Katy Perry's, "Dark Horse"
Misheard Lyrics:
Are you ready for, ready for
A puppet stoon, puppet stoon
A puppet stoon, puppet stoon
Original Lyrics:
Are you ready for, ready for
A perfect storm, perfect storm
A perfect storm, perfect storm
Katy Perry feat. Juicy J's, "Dark Horse"
Misheard Lyrics:
Are you ready for
The department store
'Cause what you're buying
Does not go with that
The department store
'Cause what you're buying
Does not go with that
Original Lyrics:
Are you ready for
A perfect storm
'Cause once you’re mine
There’s no going back
A perfect storm
'Cause once you’re mine
There’s no going back
I like my misheard lyrics better ;)
Katy Perry's, "Dark Horse"
Misheard Lyrics:
But Obama so dope I messed around and got addicted
Original Lyrics:
But lil mama so dope I messed around and got addicted
Katy Perry's, "Dark Horse"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cuz I'm coming at you like a dire corpse
Original Lyrics:
'Cause I'm coming at you like a dark horse
George Harrison's, "Dark Horse"
Misheard Lyrics:
I began to sleep before you.
Original Lyrics:
I became too slippery for you.
Katy Perry's, "Dark Horse"
Misheard Lyrics:
I hear your words
You were gonna come to me
I hear your ride
You were gonna come to me
I hear your ride
Original Lyrics:
I knew you were
You were gonna come to me
And here you are
You were gonna come to me
And here you are
Katy Perry's, "Dark Horse"
Misheard Lyrics:
Make me your Effort diary
Original Lyrics:
Make me your Aphrodite
Katy Perry's, "Dark Horse"
Misheard Lyrics:
Please stop doing that.
Original Lyrics:
There's no going back
Katy Perry feat. Juicy J's, "Dark Horse"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's a beast, I call her Kermit.
Original Lyrics:
She's a beast, I call her karma.
Katy Perry ft. Juicy J's, "Dark Horse"
Misheard Lyrics:
So you wanna play with magic
Boy you should know what your falling for
Baby do ya dare to do this?
'Cause I'm coming at ya like the dark lord.
Boy you should know what your falling for
Baby do ya dare to do this?
'Cause I'm coming at ya like the dark lord.
Original Lyrics:
So you wanna play with magic
Boy you should know what your falling for
Baby do ya dare to do this?
'Cause I'm coming at ya like a dark horse
Boy you should know what your falling for
Baby do ya dare to do this?
'Cause I'm coming at ya like a dark horse
Katy Perry feat. Juicy J's, "Dark Horse"
Misheard Lyrics:
So you wanna play with magic
Boy, you should know what you're falling for
Baby do ya dare to do this?
'Cause I'm coming acting like a guy because...
Boy, you should know what you're falling for
Baby do ya dare to do this?
'Cause I'm coming acting like a guy because...
Original Lyrics:
So you wanna play with magic
Boy, you should know what you're falling for
Baby do ya dare to do this?
'Cause I'm coming at ya like a dark horse
Boy, you should know what you're falling for
Baby do ya dare to do this?
'Cause I'm coming at ya like a dark horse
Katy Perry's, "Dark Horse"
Misheard Lyrics:
So you wanna play with matches?
Don't you know that you're farting fire.
Don't you know that you're farting fire.
Original Lyrics:
So you wanna play with magic?
Boy you should know what your falling for
Boy you should know what your falling for
Katy Perry's, "Dark Horse"
Misheard Lyrics:
So you wanna play with matches?
Original Lyrics:
So you wanna play with magic?
Katy Perry's, "Dark Horse"
Misheard Lyrics:
So you wanna play with my Jeep?
Original Lyrics:
So you wanna play with magic?
It's fun to think that Katy Perry calls her lady parts "her Jeep."
Katy Perry's, "Dark Horse"
Misheard Lyrics:
So you wanna play with my cheek?
Original Lyrics:
So you wanna play with magic?
Katy Perry's, "Dark Horse"
Misheard Lyrics:
So you wanna play with my dick?
or
So you wanna play with my jig?
or
So you wanna play with my jig?
Original Lyrics:
So you wanna play with magic?
Katy Perry's, "Dark Horse"
Misheard Lyrics:
So you wanna play with my dick?
Boy, you should know I have a penis sore!
Baby, do you dare to do this?
Cuz I’m cumin on you like a dinosaur!!!
Boy, you should know I have a penis sore!
Baby, do you dare to do this?
Cuz I’m cumin on you like a dinosaur!!!
Original Lyrics:
So you wanna play with magic?
Boy, you should know what you're fallin' for
Baby, do you dare to do this?
'Cause I'm coming at you like a dark horse (hey)
Boy, you should know what you're fallin' for
Baby, do you dare to do this?
'Cause I'm coming at you like a dark horse (hey)
Katy Perry's, "Dark Horse"
Misheard Lyrics:
So you wanna play with my dick?
Original Lyrics:
So you wanna play with magic?
Katy Perry's, "Dark Horse"
Misheard Lyrics:
So you wanna play with my dreams?
Original Lyrics:
So you wanna play with magic?
Katy Perry's, "Dark Horse"
Misheard Lyrics:
So you wanna play with my jeans?
Original Lyrics:
So you wanna play with magic?
Katy Perry feat. Juicy J's, "Dark Horse"
Misheard Lyrics:
So you wanna play with my jib
Original Lyrics:
So you wanna play with magic
Katy Perry's, "Dark Horse"
Misheard Lyrics:
So you want to play with my pig?
Original Lyrics:
So you wanna play with magic?
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