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And even though we ain't got mommy
And even though we ain't got money
And even though we ain't got rubbish
And even though we ain't got money
And even though we ate our money
I'm so in luck with your honey
And even though we ain't got money
I'm so in love with your honey
Free as a duck
Free as a dove
I see his fur go rising,
it's a very good sign
Pisces, Virgo rising,
is a very good sign
I'm so in love with Donny.
I'm so in love with y'honey.
I actually thought that maybe she had a crush on Donny Osmond!
I'm so in love with Johnny.
I'm so in love with y'honey.
I'm so in love with your honky
I'm so in love with your honey
In the morning, if I cry
In the morning, when I rise
Love the guy who holds the work in a paper cup
Love the guy who holds the world in a paper cup
Rubber guy who holds the world in a paper cup.
Love a guy who holds the world in a paper cup.
Try to turn hot lovers on
Try to earn what lovers own
Free as a duck
Free as a dove