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Red Hot Chili Peppers', "Dani California"
Misheard Lyrics:
A day was gonna come when I would get pneumonia.
Original Lyrics:
Day was gonna come when I was gonna mourn ya'.
Red Hot Chili Peppers', "Dani California"
Misheard Lyrics:
And in the valley, she was selling her best for less
It only hurts when it lasts
Come to bed.
It only hurts when it lasts
Come to bed.
Original Lyrics:
Down in the badlands, she was saving the best for last
It only hurts when I laugh
Gone too fast.
It only hurts when I laugh
Gone too fast.
Red Hot Chili Peppers', "Dani California"
Misheard Lyrics:
California S & P
Original Lyrics:
California, rest in peace.
Red Hot Chili Peppers', "Dani California"
Misheard Lyrics:
California, do your deed
She's my priestess, I'm your prince
Yeah, yeah!
She's my priestess, I'm your prince
Yeah, yeah!
Original Lyrics:
California, show your teeth
She's my priestess, I'm your priest
Yeah, yeah!
She's my priestess, I'm your priest
Yeah, yeah!
Red Hot Chili Peppers', "Dani California"
Misheard Lyrics:
California, do your thing.
Original Lyrics:
California, show your teeth.
Red Hot Chili Peppers', "Dani California"
Misheard Lyrics:
California, earn your keep.
Original Lyrics:
California, show your teeth.
Red Hot Chili Peppers', "Dani California"
Misheard Lyrics:
California, rescue me.
Original Lyrics:
California, rest in peace.
Red Hot Chili Peppers', "Dani California"
Misheard Lyrics:
California, rest in peace,
Simon Taylor's on release.
Simon Taylor's on release.
Original Lyrics:
California, rest in peace,
Simultaneous release.
Simultaneous release.
Red Hot Chili Peppers', "Dani California"
Misheard Lyrics:
California, rest in peace
I'm your genie just released.
I'm your genie just released.
Original Lyrics:
California, rest in peace
Simultaneous release
Simultaneous release
Red Hot Chili Peppers', "Dani California"
Misheard Lyrics:
California, show your teets.
Original Lyrics:
California, show your teeth.
Red Hot Chili Peppers', "Dani California"
Misheard Lyrics:
Californians live in trees
With the stadium disease.
With the stadium disease.
Original Lyrics:
California, rest in peace
Simultaneous release.
Simultaneous release.
Red Hot Chili Peppers', "Dani California"
Misheard Lyrics:
Coming every way saying, 'Baby whatcha gonna.'
Original Lyrics:
On her merry way saying, 'Baby, whatcha gonna?'
Red Hot Chili Peppers', "Dani California"
Misheard Lyrics:
Day was gonna come when I was gonna b*** ya.
Original Lyrics:
Day was gonna come when I was gonna mourn ya.
Red Hot Chili Peppers', "Dani California"
Misheard Lyrics:
Devil's gonna come and now I've got pneumonia.
Original Lyrics:
Day was gonna come when I was gonna mourn ya.
Red Hot Chili Peppers', "Dani California"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gettin' bored in the state of Mississippi
Papa was a Commie and Mama was a hippie.
Papa was a Commie and Mama was a hippie.
Original Lyrics:
Gettin' born in the state of Mississippi
Papa was a copper and Mama was a hippie.
Papa was a copper and Mama was a hippie.
Red Hot Chili Peppers', "Dani California"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gettin' busy in the state of Mississippi
Original Lyrics:
Gettin' born in the state of Mississippi
Red Hot Chili Peppers', "Dani California"
Misheard Lyrics:
Getting bored in the state of Mississippi
or
Getting stoned in the state of Mississippi
or
Getting stoned in the state of Mississippi
Original Lyrics:
Getting born in the state of Mississippi
Red Hot Chili Peppers', "Dani California"
Misheard Lyrics:
In Alabama, she was getting hammered.
or
In Alabama, she was wearing a hammer.
or
In Alabama, she was wearing a hammer.
Original Lyrics:
In Alabama, she would swing a hammer.
Red Hot Chili Peppers', "Dani California"
Misheard Lyrics:
Looking down the mirror at my hot little 45.
Original Lyrics:
Lookin' down the barrel of a hot metal 45.
Red Hot Chili Peppers', "Dani California"
Misheard Lyrics:
Masturbater, gifted animator
Original Lyrics:
Push the fader, gifted animator
Red Hot Chili Peppers', "Dani California"
Misheard Lyrics:
Rescue me
Original Lyrics:
California, rest in peace.
Red Hot Chili Peppers', "Dani California"
Misheard Lyrics:
She never knew that there was anything more than four.
Original Lyrics:
She never knew that there was anything more than poor.
Red Hot Chili Peppers', "Dani California"
Misheard Lyrics:
She never knew that there was anything more than gold
Original Lyrics:
She never knew that there was anything more than poor.
Red Hot Chili Peppers', "Dani California"
Misheard Lyrics:
She never knew that there was anything more than pa.
Original Lyrics:
She never knew that there was anything more than poor.
Red Hot Chili Peppers', "Dani California"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's a lady, twisted animator
One farther down and baby see ya later
One farther down and baby see ya later
Original Lyrics:
Push the fader, gifted animator
One for the now and eleven for the later.
One for the now and eleven for the later.
Red Hot Chili Peppers', "Dani California"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's a roner, rebel, and a stoner.
Original Lyrics:
She's a runner, rebel, and a stunner.
Red Hot Chili Peppers', "Dani California"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's my freakster on your freeze.
Original Lyrics:
She's my priestess, I'm your priest.
Red Hot Chili Peppers', "Dani California"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's my priestess, I'm your king
(Later)
I love my baby today
(Later)
Don't you dare!
(Later)
I love my baby today
(Later)
Don't you dare!
Original Lyrics:
She's my priestess, I'm your priest
(Later)
I love my baby to death
(Later)
Gone too fast
(Later)
I love my baby to death
(Later)
Gone too fast
Red Hot Chili Peppers', "Dani California"
Misheard Lyrics:
Staring down the barrell of a hot metaphor defy.
Original Lyrics:
Lookin' down the barrel of a hot metal 45.
Red Hot Chili Peppers', "Dani California"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sucking on the barrel of a hot man of 45
Original Lyrics:
Looking down the barrel of a hot metal 45
Red Hot Chili Peppers', "Dani California"
Misheard Lyrics:
The day was gonna come when I was gonna warn ya.
Original Lyrics:
The day was gonna come when I was gonna mourn ya.
Red Hot Chili Peppers', "Dani California"
Misheard Lyrics:
Twist of fate, a gifted animator
One for the now and a little for the later.
One for the now and a little for the later.
Original Lyrics:
Push the fader, gifted animator
One for the now and eleven for the later.
One for the now and eleven for the later.
Red Hot Chili Peppers', "Dani California"
Misheard Lyrics:
Two Jews to sacrifice
Original Lyrics:
Too true to say good bye to you
Red Hot Chili Peppers', "Dani California"
Misheard Lyrics:
Who knew the harder side of you?
Who knew the hardest time to prove?
Who knew the hardest time to prove?
Original Lyrics:
Who knew the other side of you?
Who knew what others died to prove?
Who knew what others died to prove?
Red Hot Chili Peppers', "Dani California"
Misheard Lyrics:
With a name like Dani California
Day was gonna come when John was gonna bum ya.
Day was gonna come when John was gonna bum ya.
Original Lyrics:
With a name like Dani California
The day was gonna come when I was gonna mourn ya.
The day was gonna come when I was gonna mourn ya.
Red Hot Chili Peppers', "Dani California"
Misheard Lyrics:
With a name like Dani California
The day was gonna come that I was gonna moan ya.
or
With a name like Dani California
Devils gonna come, but I was gonna warn ya.
The day was gonna come that I was gonna moan ya.
or
With a name like Dani California
Devils gonna come, but I was gonna warn ya.
Original Lyrics:
With a name like Dani California
The day was gonna come that I was gonna mourn ya.
The day was gonna come that I was gonna mourn ya.
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