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And in a rage of sad, fast blues
And you need her and she needs you
And in her eyes two sapphires blue
And you need her and she needs you
And in a rush, you suck fast food.
And in her eyes, two sapphires blue
And in her breath, you suck fast food.
And in her eyes, two sapphires blue.
And in her eyes too, Sacre Bleu!
And in her eyes to sapphires blue
And in her eyes, to suck past blue.
And in her eyes, two sapphires blue.
And in her eyes, two sofas blue
And in her eyes, two sapphires blue
And in her mouth you ram a fist
And in her breath you suck fast blue.
And in her mouth an amethyst
And in her eyes two sapphires blue.
And in her mouth, a manly fist
And in her ah too sah fass blue.
And in her mouth, an amethyst
And in her eyes, two sapphires blue.
And in her wrist of set fast glue
And you need her and she needs you
And in her eyes two sapphires blue
And you need her and she needs you
And make her do a pie in Spam
And make her do a high hand stand
Dance all dance.
Dance hall days
Dance all day long
Dance hall days love
Dance all days long
or
Dance on day glow
or
Dance all day love
or
Dance all day love
Dance hall days love
Dance all day, love
Dance hall days, love
Dance all day, love
Dance hall days, love
Dance all days long
Dance hall days, love
Dance hall dais
Dance hall days
Dance on grandma
Dance hall days
Dance your legs off.
Dance hall days
Hall of gay love
Hall of gays
Dance Hall Days, love
Dance hall days
It was up in lights,
And I danced all day.
We were cool, oh Christ
We were so in phase
In our dance hall days
We were cool on craze
Let's all wear gloves
Dance hall days love
Take a bath in brother hair.
Take your baby by the hair.
Take yo' baby by the hair
And listen to what I declare.
Take your baby by the hair
And pull her close and there, they're there.
Take you baby by the hair
And make her do a high hair stare.
Take your baby by the hand
And make her do a high hand stand.
Take your baby by the a**
And play upon the 'Darkest Fest.'
Take your baby by the ears
And play upon her darkest fears.
Take your baby by the ears,
and play upon her doggie spheres
Take your baby by the ears,
and play upon her darkest fears
Take your baby by the ears
And lay upon her doggie smears.
Take your baby by the ears
And play upon her darkest fears.
Take your baby by the hand
And make her do a pie hand stand.
Take your baby by the hand
And make her do a high hand stand.
Take your baby by the hand
And make her do what I's have done
Take your baby by the hand
And make her do a high handstand
Take your baby by the hand
And make her do what pirates done
Take your baby by the hand
And make her do a high handstand
Take your baby by the rest
And in your mouth I manifest
Take your baby by the wrist
And in your mouth, an amethyst
Take your baby by the rest
And in her mouth, an 'Amen Fest'.
Take your baby by the wrist
And in her mouth, an amethyst.
Take your baby by the wrist.
And in her mouth an armoured fist.
And in a race to suck fast blue
Take your baby by the wrist.
And in her mouth an amethyst.
And in her eyes two sapphires blue
Take your baby by the wrist...
And in her mouth, a hand, a fist...
Take your baby by the wrist
And in your mouth, an amethyst
Take your baby by the wrist
And in her mouth an amethyst
And in a rush to suck fast blue.
Take your baby by the wrist
And in her mouth an amethyst
And in her eyes, two sapphires blue.
Take your baby by the wrist
And in her mouth and in her fist
And in her eyes a steadfast blue.
Take your baby by the wrist
And in her mouth an amethyst
And in her eyes two sapphires blue.
Take your baby by the wrist
And in her mouth her nemesis.
Take your baby by the wrist
And in her mouth an amethyst.
Take your baby by the wrist
And in her mouth an armored fist
And in a rice to suck fast too
And you need her and she needs you.
Take your baby by the wrist
And in her mouth an amethyst
And in her eyes two sapphires blue
And you need her and she needs you.
Take your baby by the wrist
And in her mouth, you have a p*ss
And on her breasts, you suck and chew.
Take your baby by the wrist
And in her mouth an amethyst
And in her eyes, two sapphires blue.
Take your baby by the wrist
And make her do what I insist.
Take your baby by the wrist
And in her mouth, an amethyst.
Take your baby by the wrist
And in her mouth ram down your fist.
Take your baby by the wrist
And in her mouth, an amethyst.
Does she have a big mouth or is your hand very small?
U nee bar en chidlin chin.
You need her and she needs you.
We was up in vice
And we dance all days
We were cool on Christ.
We were so in phase
In our dance hall days
We were cool on craze.
We were all in vies
In the dance hall days
We were cool on cries
We were so in phase
In our dance hall days
We were cool on craze
We were booked on Christ.
We were cool on craze.
We were cool and crazed.
We were cool on craze.
We were cool on Christ.
We were cool on craze.
We were cool on Christ
We were cool on craze
We were cool on cries.
We were cool on craze.
We were cool on rice
We were cool on craze
We were cruel on Christ.
We were cool on craze.
We were good on Christ.
We were cool on craze.
We were hooked on Christ.
We were cool on craze.
We were so advice
And we danced all dance
We were cool with Christ
When I, you, and everyone we knew
We believed you would tell 'em what was true.
We were so in phase
In our dance hall days
We were cool on craze
When I, you and everyone we knew
Could believe, do and share in what was true.
We were so enblazed
In a dance hall daze
We were cool and crazed
When I you and everyone we knew
To believe to and Sharon what was, true
We were so in phase
In our dance hall days
We were cool on craze
When I, you and everyone we knew
Could believe, do and share in what was true.
We were so enticed
With the dance hall days
We were cool on Christ
We were so in phase
With the dance hall days
We were cool on craze.
We were so in love
In our dance hall days
We were cool as Christ.
We were so in phase
In our dance hall days
We were cool on craze.
We were so in nights
And we would dance all days
We were cool on Christ
We were so in vies
In our dance hall days
We were cool on cries
We were so in vase.
We were so in phase.
We were so in vice.
We were so in-phase.
We were so in vies
In a dance hall days
We were cool on cries.
We were so in phase
In a dance hall days
We were cool on craze.
It was up in lights
or
We were sunk in vice
or
Were we so advised
or
We were so ill-advised
or
We were so inspired
or
We were so inspired
We were so in phase
We were so unfazed
In a dance hall daze
We were so in phase
In our dance hall days
We were soaked in rice
In our dance hall days
We were cool on Christ.
We were so in phase
In our dance hall days
We were cool on craze.
We were sold advise.
or
We were so old vase.
We were so in phase.
We were sucking face.
We were so in phase.
We were sunk in vice
And our dance all days
We were so in phase
In our dance hall days
We will call on Christ.
We were cool on craze.
We work out on Christ.
We were cool on craze.
When I, you, and everyone with you.
When I, you, and everyone we knew.