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Dance dance
we're falling apart to her time
Dance, dance
We're falling apart to halftime
Dance dance
We're falling apart to her seam
Dance dance
And these are the lies you love to lead
Dance, dance
We're falling apart to halftime
Dance, dance
And these are the lives you'd love to lead.
Dance, dance
We're falling apart two at a time
Dance, dance
And these are the lies you love to leave.
Dance, dance
We're falling apart to halftime
Dance, dance
And these are the lives you'd love to lead.
Dance, dance
We're falling back to Earth now
Dance, dance
These are the lies you love to leave.
Dance, dance
we're falling apart to halftime
Dance, dance
And these are the lives you'd love to lead.
Down, down
And these are the lines you learn to read
Dance, dance
And these are the lives you'd love to lead.
I barely stuttered with
A joke of a grown man, whose dick got stuck to my tongue
Barely stuttered out
'A joke of a romantic', got stuck to my tongue.
I once stuttered at
The joke of a Roman who's d*** got stuck to my tongue.
Barely stuttered out
'A joke of a romantic', got stuck to my tongue.
I'm 2 quarters in a hog pen
I don't wanna forget how your voice ends.
I'm two quarters and a heart down
And I don't want to forget how your voice sounds.
I'm Do Carters with a heart attack
I'm two quarters and a heart down.
I'm too horny for a 'hot damn'
I'm two quarters and a heart down.
I'm two colons and a hard down.
I'm two quarters and a heart down.
I'm two coolers and a hard down
And I don't wanna f***** how your voice sands.
I'm two quarters and a heart down
And I dont wanna forget how your voice sounds.
I'm two corners in a hotel
I'm two quarters and a heart down.
I'm two coroners and a heart out.
or
I'm two corners and a heart now.
I'm two quarters and a heart down.
I'm two quarters and a Honda
I'm two quarters and a heart down
I'm two quarters and a hot dog.
or
I'm two corners and a heart now.
I'm two quarters and a heart down.
I'm two quarters and a hot dog.
I'm two quarters and a heart down.
I'm two quarters and a hot dog.
I'm two quarters and a heart down.
It's two courts for a hot dog
I'm two quarters and a heart down.
One two horse in the barn now
I'm two quarters and a heart down.
Pants, pants
Dance, dance
Ted's pants
They're fallin' apart till I'm fine.
Dance, dance
We're fallin' apart 'til half time.
This is
A falling apart
For the last time
Dance, dance
We're falling apart to halftime
Thanks for this site. It's helped scratch a mental itch.
We're falling apart you have time.
We're falling apart to halftime.
Why don't you show me a little bit of smut
You've been saving for his mattress?
Why don't you show me that little bit of spine
You've been saving for his mattress?
Why don't you show me the little bitty spark
Why don't you show me that little bit of spine
Why don't you show me, little English boy
You've been saving for his mattress?
Why don't you show me that little bit of spine
You've been saving for his mattress?
Why don't you show me, that little bit of spunk
You've been saving for his bed arrest?
Why don't you show me that little bit of spine
You've been saving for his mattress?
You've been saving for his back rest
You've been saving for his mattress.
You've been saving for his bed rest.
You've been saving for his mattress.
And misery loves your company
And these are the lives you love to lead
And these are the lies you love to leave
And these are the lives you love to lead
Christmas, Christmas
Dance, dance, dance, dance
Dad's pants
They're fallin' down far through halftime.
Dance, dance
We're fallin' apart 'til half time.
Damn, this is the way they laugh if they knew
Her, misery loves me
Dance, this is the way they'd love if they knew
How misery loved me.
Dance, dance
we're faling apart to her time.
Dance, dance
We're falling apart to halftime.
Dazed, dazed
Dance, dance
Distance
or
Is this
Dance, dance.
I only want sympathy in the form of
Pete crawling into bed with me.
I only want sympathy in the form of
You crawling into bed with me.
I only want you to feel
In the form of you crawling into bed with me.
I only want sympathy
In the form of you crawling into bed with me.
I only wanted the thing in the form of you
Crawling into bed with me
I only want sympathy in the form of you
Crawling into bed with me
I'm to a chorus and a Honda
And I don't wanna forget how your voice ends
These boys are all I have so I'll ride them
Cause you need them just to get by
...
Why don't you show me the little bitty spud
You've been saving for his back-rest?
I'm two quarters and a heart down
And I don't want to forget how your voice sounds
These words are all I have so I'll write them
So you need them just to get by
...
Why don't you show me the little bit of spine
You've been saving for his mattress?
I'm too cornhouse and I heart Dan.
I'm two quarters and a heart down.
I'm too hot for a 'hot damn'
I'm two quarters and a heart down
I'm too queerness and a hard on.
I'm two quarters and a heart down.
I'm two quarters and a hot damn
And I don't wanna forget how your voice is
I'm two quarters and a heart down
And I don't wanna forget how your voice sounds
If they knew her misery of me
if they knew how misery loved me.
Last dance
Last dance
Last dance
Last dance
Dance, dance
Dance, dance
Dance, dance
Dance, dance
Need two quarters and a hot bath.
I'm two quarters and a heart down.
These warts are all, I have to arrive then.
These words are all I have, so I'll write them.
This is
Forty-to-four at halftime.
Dance, dance
We're falling apart to halftime.
This is
We're falling apart to half time.
Dance, dance
We're falling apart to half time.
This, this is the radio of you
And the misery of me
Dance, this is the way they'd love if they knew
How misery loved me
Wait damn the words you over dramatic Tonights lips just cant get much worse in verse know chickens never feel that
Weighed down with words too overdramatic Tonight is, "it can't get much worse," Vs. "No one should ever feel like"
Why don't you show me a little bit of spark you've been saving for his backrest?
Why don't you show me the little bit of spine you've been saving for his mattress?
Why don't you show me a little bit of spark
What you've been saving for is that dress
Why don't you show me the little bit of spine you've been saving for his mattress?
Why don't you show me little bit of spunk
You've been saving for his back rest?
Why don't you show me the little bit of spine
You've been saving for his mattress?
Why don't you show me your little beauty spot
Why don't need you show me a little bit of spine
You were a soldier
You always told us
You're always Folgers
You always told us