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Sophie B. Hawkins', "Damn I Wish I Was Your Lover"
Misheard Lyrics:
A mother f***er, and I’m comin’ up dimes.
Original Lyrics:
Gettin' on a subway, and I'm comin' uptown
Sophie B Hawkins', "Damn I Wish I Was Your Lover"
Misheard Lyrics:
But don't ever, don't ever, don't ever!
Original Lyrics:
Forever and ever and ever.
Sophie B. Hawkins', "Damn I Wish I Was Your Lover"
Misheard Lyrics:
Damn I wish I was your lover
I'll f**k you till the daylight comes
making sure you wont wank no more
I'll f**k you till the daylight comes
making sure you wont wank no more
Original Lyrics:
Damn I wish I was your lover
I'll rock you till the daylight comes
Make sure you are smiling and warm
I'll rock you till the daylight comes
Make sure you are smiling and warm
Sophie B Hawkins', "Damn I Wish I Was Your Lover"
Misheard Lyrics:
Damn, I wish I was younger
Original Lyrics:
Damn, I wish I was your lover
Sophie B. Hawkins', "Damn I Wish I Was Your Lover"
Misheard Lyrics:
Damn, I wish I was your double.
Original Lyrics:
Damn, I wish I was your lover.
Sophie B. Hawkins', "Damn I Wish I Was Your Lover"
Misheard Lyrics:
Damn, I wish I was your lover
I'll f*** you 'till the daylight comes
Making sure you won't smile no more.
I'll f*** you 'till the daylight comes
Making sure you won't smile no more.
Original Lyrics:
Damn, I wish I was your lover
I'll rock you 'till the daylight comes
Make sure you are smiling and warm.
I'll rock you 'till the daylight comes
Make sure you are smiling and warm.
Sophie B. Hawkins', "Damn I Wish I Was Your Lover"
Misheard Lyrics:
Damn, I wish I was your lover
I'll f*** you until the daylight comes.
I'll f*** you until the daylight comes.
Original Lyrics:
Damn, I wish I was your lover
I'll rock you 'til the daylight comes.
I'll rock you 'til the daylight comes.
Sophie B. Hawkins', "Damn I Wish I Was Your Lover"
Misheard Lyrics:
Damn, I wish I was your mother
Original Lyrics:
Damn, I wish I was your lover
Sophie B. Hawkins', "Damn I Wish I Was Your Lover"
Misheard Lyrics:
Damn, I wish I wore your rudder.
Original Lyrics:
Damn, I wish I was your lover.
Sophie B Hawkins', "Damn I Wish I Was Your Lover"
Misheard Lyrics:
Damn, with showers of loving
Original Lyrics:
Damn, I wish I was your lover
Sophie B. Hawkins', "Damn I Wish I Was Your Lover"
Misheard Lyrics:
Damn, with showers you're normal.
Original Lyrics:
Damn, I wish I was your lover.
Sophie B. Hawkins', "Damn I Wish I Was Your Lover"
Misheard Lyrics:
Down, I wish I was your lover.
Original Lyrics:
Damn, I wish I was your lover.
Sophie B. Hawkins', "Damn I Wish I Was Your Lover"
Misheard Lyrics:
Down, I wish I was your lover.
Original Lyrics:
Damn, I wish I was your lover.
Sophie B Hawkins', "Damn I Wish I Was Your Lover"
Misheard Lyrics:
For me there is no otter.
Original Lyrics:
For me there is no other.
Sophie B. Hawkins', "Damn I Wish I Was Your Lover"
Misheard Lyrics:
Free your mind and you won't be the same
or
Free your mind and you Auf Wiedersehen
or
Free your mind and you Auf Wiedersehen
Original Lyrics:
Free your mind and you won't feel ashamed
Sophie B. Hawkins', "Damn I Wish I Was Your Lover"
Misheard Lyrics:
Give me an ounce to kiss you
Original Lyrics:
Give me an hour to kiss you
Sophie B. Hawkins', "Damn I Wish I Was Your Lover"
Misheard Lyrics:
I have everything
Tonight I'll be your brother.
Tonight I'll be your brother.
Original Lyrics:
I have everything
Tonight I'll be your mother.
Tonight I'll be your mother.
Sophie B. Hawkins', "Damn I Wish I Was Your Lover"
Misheard Lyrics:
I sat on the mountain-side of Pizza Hut
Original Lyrics:
I sat on the mountain-side with peace of mind
Sophie B. Hawkins', "Damn I Wish I Was Your Lover"
Misheard Lyrics:
I sat on the mountainside of Pizza Hut
Original Lyrics:
I sat on a mountainside with peace of mind.
Sophie B. Hawkins', "Damn I Wish I Was Your Lover"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'd walk you through the day like God
Original Lyrics:
I'd rock you till the daylight comes
Sophie B. Hawkins', "Damn I Wish I Was Your Lover"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll f*** you 'till the day I cum
Original Lyrics:
I'll rock you 'till the daylight comes
Sophie B. Hawkins', "Damn I Wish I Was Your Lover"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll give you something Swedish-style.
Original Lyrics:
I give you something sweet each time.
Sophie B. Hawkins', "Damn I Wish I Was Your Lover"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll whack you 'til the daylight comes.
Original Lyrics:
I'll rock you 'til the daylight comes.
Sophie B. Hawkins', "Damn I Wish I Was Your Lover"
Misheard Lyrics:
Make sure you are smiley memoir.
Original Lyrics:
Make sure you are smiley and warm.
Sophie B. Hawkins', "Damn I Wish I Was Your Lover"
Misheard Lyrics:
Make sure you are smiling, Anwar.
Original Lyrics:
Make sure you are smiling and warm.
Sophie B Hawkins', "Damn I Wish I Was Your Lover"
Misheard Lyrics:
Makes your humor smiling and warm.
Original Lyrics:
Make sure you are smiling and warm.
Sophie B Hawkins', "Damn I Wish I Was Your Lover"
Misheard Lyrics:
Open up on the inside, but you are gonna make me cry
(Later)
And I don't want you to believe me
(Later)
Getting on the subway and I'm getting knocked down
(Later)
And I don't want you to believe me
(Later)
Getting on the subway and I'm getting knocked down
Original Lyrics:
Open up on the inside, gonna fill you up, gonna make you cry
(Later)
If I was your girl believe me
(Later)
Getting on the subway and I'm coming uptown
(Later)
If I was your girl believe me
(Later)
Getting on the subway and I'm coming uptown
Sophie B. Hawkins', "Damn I Wish I Was Your Lover"
Misheard Lyrics:
Shirts
or
Shorts
or
Shorts
Original Lyrics:
Shucks
Sophie B Hawkins', "Damn I Wish I Was Your Lover"
Misheard Lyrics:
Shocks! For me there is no other.
Original Lyrics:
Shucks! For me there is no other.
Sophie B Hawkins', "Damn I Wish I Was Your Lover"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sleep subsided into rage
Original Lyrics:
Sleep beside an empty rage
Sophie B Hawkins', "Damn I Wish I Was Your Lover"
Misheard Lyrics:
This little cake can't stand to see you black and blue.
Original Lyrics:
This monkey can't stand to see you black and blue.
Sophie B Hawkins', "Damn I Wish I Was Your Lover"
Misheard Lyrics:
This little kid can't stand to see you black and blue.
Original Lyrics:
This monkey can't stand to see you black and blue.
Sophie B. Hawkins', "Damn I Wish I Was Your Lover"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tonight I'll be Obama
Original Lyrics:
Tonight I'll be your mother
Sophie B. Hawkins', "Damn I Wish I Was Your Lover"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tonight I'll be no other
Original Lyrics:
Tonight I'll be your mother
Sophie B Hawkins', "Damn I Wish I Was Your Lover"
Misheard Lyrics:
Why can't I be your mother?
Original Lyrics:
Tonight I'll be your mother.
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