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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Crush With Eyeliner that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.
R.E.M.'s, "Crush With Eyeliner"
Misheard Lyrics:
Can I make myself be a baker
To make her mine?
To make her mine?
Original Lyrics:
What can I make myself be (Fake her)
To make her mine?
To make her mine?
REM's, "Crush With Eyeliner"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cheese and salad potato
Original Lyrics:
She's a sad tomato.
REM's, "Crush With Eyeliner"
Misheard Lyrics:
I am Splinter.
I'm the real thing.
I'm the real thing.
Original Lyrics:
I am smitten.
I'm the real thing.
I'm the real thing.
Splinter is the rat on Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
R.E.M.'s, "Crush With Eyeliner"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jesus said, 'Tomato'
Original Lyrics:
She's a sad tomato.
R.E.M.'s, "Crush With Eyeliner"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's a sad tornado.
Original Lyrics:
She's a sad tomato.
R.E.M's, "Crush With Eyeliner"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's three miles of pot roast
Original Lyrics:
She's three miles of bad road
R.E.M.'s, "Crush With Eyeliner"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's three miles up that road.
Original Lyrics:
She's three miles of bad road.
R.E.M.'s, "Crush With Eyeliner"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's three miles up that road.
Original Lyrics:
She's three miles of bad road.
REM's, "Crush With Eyeliner"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's three miles up that road.
Original Lyrics:
She's three miles of bad road.
REM's, "Crush With Eyeliner"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's three miles up that road.
Original Lyrics:
She's three miles of bad road.
R.E.M.'s, "Crush With Eyeliner"
Misheard Lyrics:
That I've been tattoo'd.
Original Lyrics:
That I'm invented too, yeah.
R.E.M.'s, "Crush With Eyeliner"
Misheard Lyrics:
What position should I wear?
Comin' at her too (Baker!)
How can I convince her? (Baker!)
That I'm a baker too, yeah.
Comin' at her too (Baker!)
How can I convince her? (Baker!)
That I'm a baker too, yeah.
Original Lyrics:
What position should I wear?
Cop an attitude? (you faker)
How can I convince her? (Faker)
That I'm invented too, yeah.
Cop an attitude? (you faker)
How can I convince her? (Faker)
That I'm invented too, yeah.
R.E.M.'s, "Crush With Eyeliner"
Misheard Lyrics:
Won't you feed my Frankenstein?
Original Lyrics:
I could be your Frankenstein.
One of Alice Cooper's best-known songs is 'Feed My Frankenstein.'
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