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Misheard Lyrics -> Song -> C -> Cruel
Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Cruel that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.
Tori Amos', "Cruel"
Misheard Lyrics:
Even the rain is shrub-like today
as you sh-sh-shock me sane
as you sh-sh-shock me sane
Original Lyrics:
Even the rain is sharp like today as
you sh-sh-shock me sane
you sh-sh-shock me sane
Tori Amos', "Cruel"
Misheard Lyrics:
Even the rainballs down
Let us pray that you can go
F*** your man.
Let us pray that you can go
F*** your man.
Original Lyrics:
Even the rain bows down
Let us pray as you co-co-cock
Your mane.
Let us pray as you co-co-cock
Your mane.
Tori Amos', "Cruel"
Misheard Lyrics:
Flo-nase she's got in her own neighborhood
Original Lyrics:
Flaunt all she's got in our old neighbourhood
Human Nature's, "Cruel"
Misheard Lyrics:
I guess I'll play the flute
Original Lyrics:
I guess I'll play the fool
Tori Amos', "Cruel"
Misheard Lyrics:
Love your brother, Cornellia
My vine twists around your knee.
My vine twists around your knee.
Original Lyrics:
Lover brother bogenvilla
My vine twists around your need.
My vine twists around your need.
Tori Amos', "Cruel"
Misheard Lyrics:
No cigarettes on leap year, dabranotz for you (Dabranotz is a Polish word)
Original Lyrics:
No cigarettes, only peeled Havanas for you
Tori Amos', "Cruel"
Misheard Lyrics:
No cigarettes, only peeled bananas for you.
Original Lyrics:
No cigarettes, only peeled Havanas for you.
Tori Amos', "Cruel"
Misheard Lyrics:
No cigarettes, sleeping iguanas for you.
Original Lyrics:
No cigarettes, only peeled Havanas for you.
Tori Amos', "Cruel"
Misheard Lyrics:
No figarettes on lip eeled Havanas for you.
Original Lyrics:
No cigarettes, only peeled Havanas for you.
Tori Amos', "Cruel"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sadam's she's got in her own neighborhood.
Original Lyrics:
Flaunt all she's got in our old neighborhood.
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Tori Amos', "Cruel"
Misheard Lyrics:
So don't give me respect
Don't give me a piece of your precious lunch
Fromage is here in our old neighbourhood
Don't give me a piece of your precious lunch
Fromage is here in our old neighbourhood
Original Lyrics:
So don't give me respect
Don't give me a piece of your preciousness
Flaunt all she's got in our old neighbourhood
Don't give me a piece of your preciousness
Flaunt all she's got in our old neighbourhood
Tori Amos', "Cruel"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wiccan mylar balloons tail up
Original Lyrics:
Why can't my ba-la-loon stay up
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