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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Cross-Eyed Mary that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.
Jethro Tull's, "Cross-Eyed Mary"
Misheard Lyrics:
And who would steal the candy
From a loving baby's mom
From a loving baby's mom
Original Lyrics:
And who would steal the candy
From a laughing baby's mouth
From a laughing baby's mouth
Jethro Tull's, "Cross-Eyed Mary"
Misheard Lyrics:
Laughing in the playground-gets no kiss from little boys
Original Lyrics:
Laughing in the playground-gets no kicks from little boys
Jethro Tull's, "Cross-Eyed Mary"
Misheard Lyrics:
Rather make it with electric trains
Original Lyrics:
Would rather make it with a letching grey.
Jethro Tull's, "Cross-Eyed Mary"
Misheard Lyrics:
Rubber baby with electric brain.
Original Lyrics:
Would rather make it with a letching grey.
Jethro Tull's, "Cross-Eyed Mary"
Misheard Lyrics:
Running naked with a lashing braid.
Original Lyrics:
Would rather make it with a letching grey.
Jethro Tull's, "Cross-Eyed Mary"
Misheard Lyrics:
Running naked with electric brains
Original Lyrics:
Would rather make it with a letching grey.
Jethro Tull's, "Cross-Eyed Mary"
Misheard Lyrics:
She dives in Hampstead Village
Then expends a pound of drool.
Then expends a pound of drool.
Original Lyrics:
She dines in Hampstead Village
On expense-account gruel.
On expense-account gruel.
Jethro Tull's, "Cross-Eyed Mary"
Misheard Lyrics:
She’s the Robin Hood of hockey
Original Lyrics:
She’s the Robin Hood of Highgate
Jethro Tull's, "Cross-Eyed Mary"
Misheard Lyrics:
Would rather fake it with electric brains.
Original Lyrics:
Would rather make it with a letching grey.
Jethro Tull's, "Cross-Eyed Mary"
Misheard Lyrics:
Would rather make it with a lash and bray.
Original Lyrics:
Would rather make it with a letching grey.
Jethro Tull's, "Cross-Eyed Mary"
Misheard Lyrics:
Would rather make it with a lecherous freak.
Original Lyrics:
Would rather make it with a letching grey.
Jethro Tull's, "Cross-Eyed Mary"
Misheard Lyrics:
Would rather make it with electric brain.
Original Lyrics:
Would rather make it with a letching gray.
Jethro Tull's, "Cross-Eyed Mary"
Misheard Lyrics:
Would rather make it with electric rain
Original Lyrics:
Would rather make it with a letching grey
Jethro Tull's, "Cross-Eyed Mary"
Misheard Lyrics:
Would rather make it with electric strings.
Original Lyrics:
Would rather make it with a letching grey.
Jethro Tull's, "Cross-Eyed Mary"
Misheard Lyrics:
Would rather make it with electric trains.
Original Lyrics:
Would rather make it with a letching grey.
Jethro Tull's, "Crosseyed Mary"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lives in a hamster village
And expends a pound of gruel
And expends a pound of gruel
Original Lyrics:
She dines in Hampstead village
On expense-account gruel.
On expense-account gruel.
Jethro Tull's, "Crosseyed Mary"
Misheard Lyrics:
She does enhance the village
With expense account cruel.
With expense account cruel.
Original Lyrics:
She dines in Hampstead village
On expense-account gruel.
On expense-account gruel.
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