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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Counting Blue Cars that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.
Dishwalla's, "Counting Blue Cars"
Misheard Lyrics:
And ask him what and who we are.
Original Lyrics:
And ask her why we're who we are.
Dishwalla's, "Counting Blue Cars"
Misheard Lyrics:
And ask many questions
Like true blue Mountain Dew.
Like true blue Mountain Dew.
Original Lyrics:
And ask many questions
Like children often do.
Like children often do.
Dishwalla's, "Counting Blue Cars"
Misheard Lyrics:
And tell me, am I very hard?
Original Lyrics:
And tell me, am I very far?
Dishwalla's, "Counting Blue Cars"
Misheard Lyrics:
Go pee all your thoughts on God
Original Lyrics:
Tell me all your thoughts on God
Dishwalla's, "Counting Blue Cars"
Misheard Lyrics:
He walks with a porpoise.
Original Lyrics:
He walked with a purpose.
Dishwalla's, "Counting Blue Cars"
Misheard Lyrics:
He walks with no purpose
Original Lyrics:
He walked with a purpose
Dishwalla's, "Counting Blue Cars"
Misheard Lyrics:
Like Trojans often do
Original Lyrics:
Like children often do
Dishwalla's, "Counting Blue Cars"
Misheard Lyrics:
Like children of Tandoo
Original Lyrics:
Like children often do
Dishwalla's, "Counting Blue Cars"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mustard beard
or
Mustang beard
or
Mustang beard
Original Lyrics:
Must have been
Dishwalla's, "Counting Blue Cars"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oscar Wilde is who we are.
Original Lyrics:
And ask her why we're who we are.
Dishwalla's, "Counting Blue Cars"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tell him all your thoughts on cars
Original Lyrics:
Tell him all your thoughts on God
Dishwalla's, "Counting Blue Cars"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tell me all your thoughts all gone
Original Lyrics:
Tell me all your thoughts on God
Dishwalla's, "Counting Blue Cars"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tell me all your thoughts are gone
Original Lyrics:
Tell me all your thoughts on God
Dishwalla's, "Counting Blue Cars"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tell me all your thoughts on God.
Cause I'm on my way to see her.
Tell me and my merry four.
Cause I'm on my way to see her.
Tell me and my merry four.
Original Lyrics:
Tell me all your thoughts on God.
Cause I'm on my way to see her.
Tell me, am I very far?
Cause I'm on my way to see her.
Tell me, am I very far?
Dishwalla's, "Counting Blue Cars"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tell me all your thoughts on down
'Cause I'd really like to see you naked
'Cause I'd really like to see you naked
Original Lyrics:
Tell me all your thoughts on God.
'Cause I'm on my way to see her.
'Cause I'm on my way to see her.
Dishwalla's, "Counting Blue Cars"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tell me all your thoughts ungod
or
Tell me all your thoughts, en garde!
or
Tell me all your thoughts, en garde!
Original Lyrics:
Tell me all your thoughts on God.
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