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Life's too short for a caribou.
Life's too short to even care at all.
Life's too short to be a cannibal, oh
I'm losing my mind losing my mind losing control, oh oh
These fishes in the sea they're staring at me oh oh
Oh oh oh oh
The wet world aches for a beat of a drum
or
Life's too short to be a carrot top, oh
I'm losing my mind losing my mind losing control, oh oh
These fishes in the sea they're staring at me oh oh
Oh oh oh oh
The web world aches for the treat of a dumb
Life's too short to even care at all, oh
I'm losing my mind losing my mind losing control, oh oh
These fishes in the sea they're staring at me oh oh
Oh oh oh oh
A wet world aches for a beat of a drum
Life's too short to eat a carrot now.
Life's too short to even care at all.
Life's too short to eat a carrot whole
Life's too short to even care at all.
One small smooth triceratops
One more spoon of cough syrup now
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