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All along the watchtower
Peel out the watchword.
All the world's reduced pill
Out the watchword, just peel.
And I go a-sleepy-tight.
And I go at sleepy time.
And the man from the government
Thinks he knows so much.
And the man with the golden gun
Thinks he knows so much.
And the man who could walk on water
Thinks he knows so much.
And the man with the golden gun
Thinks he knows so much.
And the man with the broken girl thinks he knows so much.
And the man with the golden gun thinks he knows so much.
And the man with the broken girl
And the man with the golden gun
And the man with the golden world thinks he knows so much.
And the man with the golden gun thinks he knows so much.
And the man with the hold-up gun thinks he knows so much
Thinks he knows so much, yeah.
And the man with the golden gun thinks he knows so much
Thinks he knows so much, yes.
And the man with the older girl
And the man with the golden gun
And the man with the woman gone
Thinks he knows so much, thinks he knows so much, yea.
And the man with the golden gun
Thinks he knows so much, thinks he knows so much, yea.
And the man with the woman touch
Thinks he knows so much, thinks he knows so much, yea.
And the man with the golden gun
Thinks he knows so much, thinks he knows so much, yea.
And the man with the woman, yeah
And the man with the golden gun
Appear Popadom Mountain
Disappear popadom.
Peel out the watchword
Just peel out the watchword.
Brown Lemonade, where'd you put the keys girl?
Rabbit, where'd you put the keys girl?
Brown eyes, where'd you put the keys girl?
Rabbit where'd you put the keys, girl?
By the way, where'd you put the key, girl?
Rabbit, where'd you put the keys girl?
By the way, where'd you put the keys, girl?
Rabbit, where'd you put the keys, girl?
Come on, here'd you put the keys, girl?
Rabbit, where'd you put the keys, girl?
Deborah was a cornflake girl.
Never was a cornflake girl.
Devil was a cornflake girl.
There's gonna be a revolution.
Never was a cornflake girl.
Thought that was a good solution.
Devil was a cornflake girl.
Never was a cornflake girl.
Diva does a yo ho ho.
Givin' us the yo heave ho.
Emma was a cornflake girl.
Never was a cornflake girl.
Every man in the whole damn world thinks he knows so much,
thinks he knows so much, yes.
And the man with the golden gun thinks he knows so much,
thinks he knows so much, yes.
Every man with a whole damn gun thinks he knows so much
Thinks he knows so much, yes.
And the man with the golden gun thinks he knows so much
Thinks he knows so much, yes.
Father was a cornflake girl.
Thought that was a good solution.
Never was a cornflake girl.
Thought that was a good solution.
Givin' us her ol' TiVo.
Givin' us the yo heave ho.
Editor's note: This song came out BEFORE Tivo came into existence, so this mishearing would not be plausible.
Heather was a cornflake girl.
Never was a cornflake girl.
I nearly was a corn fed girl.
I never was a cornflake girl.
It's the ring of the right virtue
Ring of the right word.
Peel out the watchword
Just peel out the watchword.
It's to feel up the white witch
Just feel up the white witch
Sheena knows what's going on
Seems we got a cheaper field now
All the sweet days are gone
Gone to the other side, got my encyclopedia
They must have paid her a nice bribe
She's putting on her swimming clothes
It's a peel out the watchword
Just peel out the watchword
She knows what's going on
Seems we got a cheaper feel now
All the sweeties are gone
Gone to the other side with my encyclopedia
They must have paid her a nice price
She's putting on her string bean love
Mama, where'd you put the keys on you?
Rabbit, where'd you put the keys, girl?
My daddy was a cornflake girl.
Never was a cornflake girl.
Papa was a cornflake girl
Never was a cornflake girl
Peel off the watchword
Juice! Peel out the white whirl.
Peel out the watchword
Just peel out the watchword.
Peel out the watch wear
or
Peel out the watch, where?
Peel out the watchword.
Peer 'round the watchtower.
Peel out the watchword.
Rabbi, where'd you put the cheese curls?
Rabbit, where'd you put the keys, girl?
Rabbi, where'd you put the cheese, girl?
Rabbit, where'd you put the keys, girl?
Rabbi, where'd you put the keys, girl?
Rabbit, where'd you put the keys, girl?
Rabbit eye! Where'd you put the keys, girl?
Rabbit, where'd you put the keys, girl?
Rabbit, where'd you put the cheese girl?
Rabbit, where'd you put the keys girl?
Revlon, where'd you put the keys girl?
Rabbit, where'd you put the keys girl?
Rib eye, where'd you put the keys, girl?
Rabbit, where'd you put the keys, girl?
Robert
Where'd you put the keys, girl?
Rabbit
Where'd you put the keys, girl?
She's gone to other side getting us a holy cow.
She's gone to the other side giving us a yo heave ho.
She's gone to other side
Giving the old heave-ho.
She's gone to the other side
Giving us a yo heave ho.
She's gone to the other side, and I say, 'Oh you hush.'
She's gone to the other side givin' us a yo heave ho.
Valet, where'd you put the keys, girl?
Rabbit, where'd you put the keys girl?
Vanna White, where'd you put the keys, girl?
Rabbit, where'd you put the keys, girl?
With my hands I can be-be her
or
With my hands I can be-be high
or
With my hands I can be beheld
With my encyclopedia
With my hands I can feel her
With my encyclopedia
With my hands like a faith healer
With my encyclopedia
With my hands like a pee-pee head
With my encyclopedia
With my hands like a peeler
With my encyclopedia
Wrong way, where'd you put the keys, girl?
or
Runway, where did you put the keys, girl?
Rabbit, where'd you put the keys, girl?