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11 long haired friends of Jesus and a char truce micro buzz
Eleven long-haired friends of Jesus in a chartreuse microbus.
11 long-haired friends of Jesus and a short-troop's microbus
11 long-haired friends of Jesus in a chartreuse microbus
Big Ben, this here's Rubber Duck
Pig Pen, this here's Rubber Duck
Eleven long haired Friends of Jesus in a sure cruise microbus
Eleven long-haired friends of Jesus in a chartreuse microbus.
Eleven long-haired freaks for Jesus in a chartreuse microbus.
Eleven long-haired friends of Jesus in a chartreuse microbus.
Eleven long-haired friends of Jesus and a short-troop's microbus.
or
Eleven long-haired friends of Jesus and a shark troop's microbus.
or
Eleven long-haired friends of Jesus and a sharp-troop's microbus.
Eleven long-haired friends of Jesus in a chartreuse microbus.
In a Kenmore fully locked
In a Kenworth pullin' logs
Lemon long haired friends of Jesus in a chartreuse Microbus.
11 long-haired friends of Jesus in a chartreuse microbus
Looks like we got us a Con Boy.
Looks like we got us a convoy.
Looks like we got us a John-Boy.
Looks like we got us a convoy.
Looks like we got us a corn boy
Looks like we got us a convoy.
Them hogs is gettin' in tents up here.
Them hogs is gettin' intense up here.
There even was a bar in the air.
or
There even was a bear in the air.
They even had a bear in the air.
We got a f***in' tomboy.
or
We got a f***in' convoy.
We got a truckin' convoy.
We're gonna roll this f****n' convoy
Cross the USA.
We're gonna roll this truckin' convoy
'Cross the USA.
We're gonna roll this f***ing convoy
'Cross the U.S.A.
We're gonna roll this trucking convoy
'Cross the U.S.A.
We're gonna' build this f***in' convoy 'cross the USA.
We're gonna' roll this truckin' convoy 'cross the USA.