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A battle scar, cock he's the door
A battle scarred conquistador
And in your litmus face
And in your death-mask face
Conquistador -- a fortune sits upon your silver sheen
And in your rusty scabbard now, the Santas take the heat
And though your jewel-encrusted plate
Has not been plundered still
The scene has washed across all the place
And taken all that's fair.
Conquistador -- a vulture sits upon your silver sheath
And in your rusty scabbard now, the sand has taken seed
And though your jewel-encrusted blade
Has not been plundered still
The sea has washed across your face
And taken of its fill.
Conquistador -- a fortune sits upon your silver sheen
And in your rusty scabbard now, the Santas take the heat
And though your jewel-encrusted plate
Has not been plundered still
The scene has washed across all the place
And taken all that's fair.
Conquistador -- a vulture sits upon your silver sheath
And in your rusty scabbard now, the sand has taken seed
And though your jewel-encrusted blade
Has not been plundered still
The sea has washed across your face
And taken of its fill.
Eureka purity
You reek of purity
I could see no face to unwind
I could see no maze to unwind
I could see no mace to unwind
I could see no maze to unwind
I could see no place to unwind
I could see no maze to unwind
I kissed a door
Conquistador
I kissed your door
Conquistador
She has washed her bras and face, and taken off her skin.
The sea has washed across your face and taken of its fill.
conked with a door
Conquistador
Considering the way the song title's pronounced: maybe the singer WAS conked with a door.