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'Cuz you think that w*oring's cool.
'Cuz you think that poor is cool.
Absorb some facts and play some pool.
Smoke some fags and play some pool.
Because you think that porn is cool.
Because you think that poor is cool.
Cos you think that Porn is cool
Cos you think that poor is cool
I can talk lying in a coma.
Like a dog lying in a corner.
I can talk lying in a coma.
Like a dog lying in a corner.
I said, 'In that case, I'll have Roman Coca- Cola.'
I said, 'In that case, I'll have rum and Coca-Cola.'
I wanna live like colored people.
I wanna live like common people.
Kinda racist, dont'cha think?
I wanna live like coloured people
I wanna live like Common People
I wanna talk like Leonard Cohen.
Like a dog lying in a corner
It's a fragile barbershop
Rent a flat above a shop
Like an old, dead acolyte
Like a dog lying in a corner.
She came from greasy haven't feelt for loolly's
She stood at sculptures at some marks and scully's
She came from Greece she had a thirst for knowledge
She studied sculptures at Saint Martin's College
She studied sculpture at some artists' college
She studied sculpture at St. Martin's College
Winter cracks above the shop
Cut your hair and get a job
Rent a flat above a shop
Cut your hair and get a job