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And there's a pop-up where the Palais used to stand.
And there's a car park where the Palais used to stand.
And there's a pop-up where the pally used to stand
And there's a car park where the palais used to stand
Bang bang knock down the Palais
My sister stood and cried.
The day they knocked down the Palais
My sister stood and cried.
Come dance with me
Come dancing
Don't be afraid to come dancing, It's au natural.
Don't be afraid to come dancing, It's only natural.
It always ended up in a big row
And my sister used to get her own way.
It always ended up in a big row
When my sister used to get home late.
It's all but rational
or
It's only national
It's only natural
It's all unnatural
It's only natural
My aunt Vachona died. Just died.
Part of my childhood died. Just died.
My sister's married and she lives not in the state.
My sister's married and she lives on an estate.
My sister's married and she lives on in the States.
My sister's married and she lives on an estate.
My sister's married and she lives another state
or
My sister's married and she lives on interstates
or
My sister's married and she lives on interstates
My sister's married and she lives on an estate
She lets them get away with things she never could
She knows they get away with things she never could
The day they knocked down the Palley
My sister stood and cried.
The day they knocked down the Palais
My sister stood and cried.
The day they knocked down the Palley
Her child grew up and died, it died.
The day they knocked down the Palais
Part of my childhood died, just died.
The day they knocked down the Parly
Come up and show who died....she said!
The day they knocked down the Palais
Part of my childhood died....just died!
The day they knocked down the ballet
The day they knocked down the Pailais
The day they knocked down the palais,
One of my children died, just died.
The day they knocked down the palais,
Part of my childhood died, just died.
The day they knocked out the power
The day they knocked down the Palais
They didn't knock down the palley!
The day they knocked down the Palais
Two silhouettes saying good night by the Garden State
Two silhouettes saying good night by the garden gate
The Garden State is a nickname for the state of New Jersey
Well the knocked down the Parley, lots of children died, they died.
The day they knocked down the Palais
Part of my childhood died....just died!
When I come dancing, it`s only natural.
Why not come dancing, it`s only natural?
You know together we would think she never could,
But if I asked her I wonder if she would,
She knows they get away with things she never could,
But if I asked her I wonder if she would,