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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Coffee And TV that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.
Blur's, "Coffee And TV"
Misheard Lyrics:
Do you feel like a chainsaw cracked up in the floor?
Original Lyrics:
Do you feel like a chain store practically floored?
Blur's, "Coffee And TV"
Misheard Lyrics:
Do you feel like a chainsaw?
Cracked up in the floor.
Cracked up in the floor.
Original Lyrics:
Do you feel like a chain store?
Practically floored.
Practically floored.
Blur's, "Coffee And TV"
Misheard Lyrics:
Do you feel like a chainsaw?
Cracked up the floor.
Cracked up the floor.
Original Lyrics:
Do you feel like a chain store?
Practically floored.
Practically floored.
Blur's, "Coffee And TV"
Misheard Lyrics:
Do you feel like a chainsaw?
Original Lyrics:
Do you feel like a chain store?
Blur's, "Coffee And TV"
Misheard Lyrics:
Do you feel like a change door?
Practicw and defloored.
Practicw and defloored.
Original Lyrics:
Do you feel like a chain store?
Practically floored.
Practically floored.
Blur's, "Coffee And TV"
Misheard Lyrics:
So give me coffee MTV, please, tell me.
Original Lyrics:
So give me coffee and TV, peacefully.
Blur's, "Coffee And TV"
Misheard Lyrics:
So give me coffee and TV, easily.
Original Lyrics:
So give me coffee and TV, peacefully.
Blur's, "Coffee And TV"
Misheard Lyrics:
So give me coffee and TV, misery
Original Lyrics:
So give me coffee and TV, history
Blur's, "Coffee And TV"
Misheard Lyrics:
So give me coffee and TV, please hurry.
Original Lyrics:
So give me coffee and TV, history.
Blur's, "Coffee And TV"
Misheard Lyrics:
So give me coffee and TV, suddenly.
Original Lyrics:
So give me coffee and TV, history.
Blur's, "Coffee And TV"
Misheard Lyrics:
So give me coffee, MTV, mystery.
Original Lyrics:
So give me coffee, and TV, history.
Blur's, "Coffee And TV"
Misheard Lyrics:
So you feel like a train stop?
Original Lyrics:
Do you feel like a chain store?
Blur's, "Coffee And TV"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tell the West Side Story.
Original Lyrics:
'Til the words start slurring.
Blur's, "Coffee and TV"
Misheard Lyrics:
Do you feel like a chainsaw practically flawed?
(Later)
Sociability is odd enough for me
OR
So what you cannot see is odd enough for me
(Later)
Sociability is odd enough for me
OR
So what you cannot see is odd enough for me
Original Lyrics:
Do you feel like a chain store practically floored?
(Later)
Sociability is hard enough for me
(Later)
Sociability is hard enough for me
Blur's, "Coffee and TV"
Misheard Lyrics:
So give me coffee MTV; please, don't read.
Original Lyrics:
So give me coffee and TV, history.
Blur's, "Coffee and TV"
Misheard Lyrics:
So give me coffee and TV, peacefully
or
So give me coffee and TV, history
or
So give me coffee and TV, history
Original Lyrics:
So give me coffee and TV, easily
Most lyric sites have these as the correct lyrics. Also, Graham Coxon said that 'So give me coffee and TV, easily' is the real line in the song.
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