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Wham!'s,
"Club Tropicana"
All that's missing is the sea
But don't worry you can suck sand.
All that's missing is the sea
But don't worry you can suntan.
Club Tropicana drinks are pee
Club Tropicana drinks are free
Club Tropicana, drinks are free
Fun and sunshine there's the whopper, everyone
Club Tropicana, drinks are free
Fun and sunshine, there's enough for everyone
Club Tropicana, kids go free.
Club Tropicana, drinks are free.
Wham!'s,
"Club Tropicana"
From beneath their Panamas
Gonna need your bag of Mars.
Wham!'s,
"Club Tropicana"
Gonna need your bag of mars.
From beneath their panamas.
Wham!'s,
"Club Tropicana"
Let me take you to a place
Where mikeholdens a smiling face.
Let me take you to a place
Where membership's a smiling face.
Wham!'s,
"Club Tropicana"
Let me take you to a place
Where mothership's a smiling face.
Let me take you to a place
Where membership's a smiling face.
Wham!'s,
"Club Tropicana"
March soldiers with the stars
Brush shoulders with the stars
Wham!'s,
"Club Tropicana"
Oh, that smooth thing is the sea.
All that's missing is the sea.
Wham!'s,
"Club Tropicana"
Purge the showgirls with the stars.
Brush shoulders with the stars.
Wham!'s,
"Club Tropicana"
Spread the word that gobbles me
Down kitchen Tropicana scene
Watch the whales break on the bay
Southwards down the Blue Lagoon
Go downtown, the summers too
The whole lot saw you there.
Castaways and lovers meet
Then kiss in Tropicana's heat
Watch the waves break on the bay
Soft white sands, a blue lagoon
Cocktail time, a summer's tune
A whole night's holiday.
Wham!'s,
"Club Tropicana"
Watch the whales break on the bay.
Watch the waves break on the bay.
Wham!'s,
"Club Tropicana"
Wo-oh, they're p*ssing in the sea.
All that's missing is the sea.