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Chase the Ringo bastards through the field.
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Chase the Pringle vassals through the field.
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Chase the Gringo bastards through the field.
Chased a gringo last night through a field.
Chase them Ringo bastards through the field.
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Chase those Pringles bastard through the field.
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Chase those Green-Gold vassals through the veal.
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Chase those Kringle bastards through the field.
Chased a gringo last night through a field.
Chased a gringo last night through a field
Chased the gringo rustlers through the fields
Chased the gringo Vasla through the field
Chased the gringo last night through the field
Cisco came in blastin', drinkin' port
Cisco Came in blastin', drinkin porn.
Cisco kid was afraid of mice.
Cisco Kid was a friend of mine.
He just took his p-nis out again.
Eat the salted peanuts out of can.
He'd assault the peanuts as he can.
Eat the salted peanuts out the can.
He's the softest penis of the band
Eat the salted peanuts out the can
His sister kissed
The Cisco kid
We met down on the border, Rio Grande
He's the softest penis I can stand
The outlaws had us pinned down at the bord...
Cisco came in blastin', drinkin', bored
We met down on the fort of Rio Grande
Eat the salted peanuts out the can
The outlaws had us pinned down at the fort
Cisco came in blastin', drinkin' port