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T'pau's, "China In Your Hand"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't bush so hard
Chudi vagina in your hand
Chudi vagina in your hand
Original Lyrics:
Don't push to hard
Her dreams are China in your hand.
Her dreams are China in your hand.
T'Pau's, "China In Your Hand"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't wish for Häagen-Dazs because they may come true
Original Lyrics:
Don't wish too hard because they may come true
T'Pau's, "China In Your Hand"
Misheard Lyrics:
It was this thing she had on her skinny hair
Troubled in a foreign land.
Troubled in a foreign land.
Original Lyrics:
It was this theme she had on a scheme
He had told in a foreign land.
He had told in a foreign land.
T'Pau's, "China In Your Hand"
Misheard Lyrics:
Kung-fu breeze
Never brought from the seeds
Took the life from a barreled hand.
Never brought from the seeds
Took the life from a barreled hand.
Original Lyrics:
Come from greed
Never born of the seed
Took life from a barren land.
Never born of the seed
Took life from a barren land.
T'pau's, "China In Your Hand"
Misheard Lyrics:
Life in a barrel of sand
To take life on earth to the second birth
And the man without a hand.
To take life on earth to the second birth
And the man without a hand.
Original Lyrics:
Life in a barren land
To take life on earth to the second birth
And the man was in command.
To take life on earth to the second birth
And the man was in command.
T'Pau's, "China in Your Hand"
Misheard Lyrics:
A broth to see for a friend to see
Original Lyrics:
A prophecy to see for a fantasy
T'pau's, "China in Your Hand"
Misheard Lyrics:
A prophecy for a man to see
Original Lyrics:
A prophecy for a fantasy
T'Pau's, "China in Your Hand"
Misheard Lyrics:
But just shut up, push too hard.
Original Lyrics:
But you shouldn't push too hard.
T'Pau's, "China in Your Hand"
Misheard Lyrics:
Come from greed
Never born or received
Took life from a borrowed land.
Never born or received
Took life from a borrowed land.
Original Lyrics:
Come from greed
Never born of the seed
Took life from a barren land.
Never born of the seed
Took life from a barren land.
T'Pau's, "China in Your Hand"
Misheard Lyrics:
Come from greed
Never born of the seed
Took a life from a barrel of ham
Never born of the seed
Took a life from a barrel of ham
Original Lyrics:
Come from greed
Never born of the seed
Took life from a barren land.
Never born of the seed
Took life from a barren land.
T'Pau's, "China in Your Hand"
Misheard Lyrics:
Comfort greed
Never born in the sea
Took a light from the barrel of hell
Never born in the sea
Took a light from the barrel of hell
Original Lyrics:
Come from greed
Never born of the seed
Took life from a barren land.
Never born of the seed
Took life from a barren land.
T'Pau's, "China in Your Hand"
Misheard Lyrics:
It was a game she had
Original Lyrics:
It was a theme she had
T'Pau's, "China in Your Hand"
Misheard Lyrics:
It was a thing she had
Original Lyrics:
It was a theme she had
T'Pau's, "China in Your Hand"
Misheard Lyrics:
It was this thing she had on a scheme
He had told in a foreign land.
He had told in a foreign land.
Original Lyrics:
It was this theme she had on a scheme
He had told in a foreign land.
He had told in a foreign land.
T'Pau's, "China in Your Hand"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pajamas in your hand
Original Lyrics:
Are China in your hand
T'pau's, "China in Your Hand"
Misheard Lyrics:
The Castle of Living Light
Original Lyrics:
The curse of a vivid mind
T'Pau's, "China in Your Hand"
Misheard Lyrics:
To take life on earth to the second bird
And the man was a command.
And the man was a command.
Original Lyrics:
To take life on earth to the second birth
And the man was in command.
And the man was in command.
T'pau's, "China in Your Hand"
Misheard Lyrics:
To take life on earth to the second birth
And Amanda's in command.
And Amanda's in command.
Original Lyrics:
To take life on earth to the second birth
And the man was in command.
And the man was in command.
T'pau's, "China in Your Hand"
Misheard Lyrics:
To take life on earth to the second birth
And the man was Inkerman
And the man was Inkerman
Original Lyrics:
To take life on earth to the second birth
And the man was in command.
And the man was in command.
T'pau's, "China in Your Hand"
Misheard Lyrics:
Told from a barren land
Original Lyrics:
Told from a foreign land
T'Pau's, "China in Your Hand"
Misheard Lyrics:
Vagina in your hand
Original Lyrics:
Are China in your hand
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