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'Cause like Fran Drescher, she was layin' there.
'Cause like a picture, she was layin' there.
As her mind was in traffic
As her mind was a-draggin'
Her long hands were tan and brown.
Her long legs were tan and brown.
I gave a girl a ride and a wankin'
I gave a girl a ride in my wagon
I put her out in a town that was so small
You could roadblock from end to end
I put her out in a town that was so small
You could throw a rock from end to end
Like a Princess, she was layin' there.
Like a picture, she was layin' there.
Editor's note: Actually, this is a disputed lyric; some lyrics sites say princess, while others say picture. I am not sure which one is actually correct.
Like a picture, she was layin' there.
or
I could picture she was layin' there.
Like a princess, she was layin' there.
Like a pigeon, she was laying there.
Like a picture, she was laying there.
Like a preacher, she was layin' there.
Like a picture, she was layin' there.
Like a prisoner she was layin' there.
or
Like a princess she was layin' there.
Like a picture she was layin' there.
Like a prisoner she was layin' there
Like a picture she was layin' there
Like a pussy she was laying there.
Like a picture she was laying there.
Like a t-shirt she was layin' there
Like a picture, she was layin' there.
Moonlight passes off her hair.
Moonlight dancin' off her hair.
Moonlight passes overhead.
Moonlight passes off her hair.
She's gonna lock me in my Chevy Van.
She's gonna love me in my Chevy Van.