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Misheard Lyrics -> Song -> C -> Cheap Day Return
Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Cheap Day Return that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.
Jethro Tull's, "Cheap Day Return"
Misheard Lyrics:
She made you pee yes, for your autograph.
Original Lyrics:
She made you tea, asked for your autograph.
Jethro Tull's, "Cheap Day Return"
Misheard Lyrics:
Unpleasant platform
Do your soft shoe shuffle dance
Brush away the silk gray ash
That's falling on your pants.
Do your soft shoe shuffle dance
Brush away the silk gray ash
That's falling on your pants.
Original Lyrics:
On Preston platform
Do your soft shoe shuffle dance
Brush away the cigarette ash
That's falling down your pants.
Do your soft shoe shuffle dance
Brush away the cigarette ash
That's falling down your pants.
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