Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody.
This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Chattanooga Choo Choo that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996.
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Bend an ear and listen to my virgin
Bend an ear and listen to my version
Devil in a diaper
Dinner in the diner
Meet me at the diner
Dinner at the diner
Paddy, me boy, is that the chuggin' of a choo-choo?
Pardon me boy, is that the Chattanooga Choo-Choo?
Satin & lace, I used to cough in her face.
Satin & lace, I used to call funny face.
You like to play the PlayStation 'bout a quarter to four
You leave the Pennsylvania Station 'bout a quarter to four
The PlayStation is a video game console by Sony.
Paddy me boy, is that the same tobacco you chew?
Pardon me boy, is that the Chattanooga Choo-Choo?
Pardon me Roy, is that the cat that chewed your new shoes?
Pardon me boys, is that the Chattanooga Choo-Choo?
Pardon me boy, is that the Chappaquiddick boo-boo?
Pardon me boys, is that the Chattanooga Choo-Choo?
Pardon me, boy
Is that the Chagganooga Choo-Choo?
Pardon me, boy
Is that the Chattanooga Choo-Choo?
Shove it up your colon, gotta keep it rollin'.
Shovel all the coal in, gotta keep it rollin'.
When you hear the whistle blowin' into the bar
When you hear the whistle blowin' eight to the bar
Wing and a Ford
To take the Chattanooga Choo-Choo.
We can afford
To take the Chattanooga Choo-Choo.