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Beautiful garments, beautiful dresses
Beautiful garbage, beautiful dresses
Glad I came here with your pound of crack
Glad I came here With your pound of flesh
I'm all a wallaby
I'm all I wanna be
I'm glad I came here with your pound of grass
I'm glad I came here with your pound of flesh
I'm glad I came here with your pound-up dress
I'm glad I came here with your pound-up flesh
I'm not selling cheese.
I'm not selling cheap.
I'm not selling sheep.
I'm not selling cheap.
It's all so sugarless
Booger waitress.
It's all so sugarless
Hooker waitress.
It's all so sugarless
Hug a waitress.
It's all so sugarless
Hooker waitress.
It's all so sure as
Who's your waitress?
It's all so sugarless
Hooker/waitress
It's your life, it's your party
It's a waffle
It's your life, it's your party
It's so awful
My name is Myna Van
My name is might have been
My own actress
Oh just call me blessed
I'm a psycho
Full of poison
She obliterated everything she dissed
Now she's fainting somewhere in Hollywood
Glad I came here with your pound of flesh.
Model/actress
Oh, just go nameless
Honeysuckle
She's full of poison
She obliterated everything she kissed
Now she's fading somewhere in Hollywood
Glad I came here with your pound of flesh.
No second billing, he's your star now.
No second billing 'cause you're a star now.
No second feeling
No second billing
O playtime's over,
I'm a wallaby
O make me over
I'm all I wanna be
Oh, I can study in Demonology.
A walking study in Demonology
Oh, make me older
Oh, make me over
Second Village
'Cause you're a star now.
No second billing
'Cause you're a star now.
Singer in Hollywood
Somewhere in Hollywood
You live for garbage, you live for dressing
Beautiful garbage, beautiful dresses
You want a part of me, well I'm not selling sheep.
You want a part of me, well I'm not selling cheap.
You want a part of me
But I'm not selling sheep.
You want a part of me
But I'm not selling cheap.
You want a part of me
Well I'm a sailing sheep.
You want a part of me
Well I'm not selling cheap.