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Celebrate, celebrate
Dance to the mirror and sing.
Celebrate, celebrate
Dance to the music.
Celebrate
Satin and lace
From the beginning of the second stanza, NOT from the coda where they repeat the title. I thought they were saying the title here.
Elephant, elephant
Dance to the music.
Celebrate, celebrate
Dance to the music.
I want the whole world celibate
I want the whole world to celebrate
Meditate, meditate
Dance to the music.
Celebrate, celebrate
Dance to the music.
Salad break, salad break
Dance to the music.
Celebrate, celebrate
Dance to the music.
Salivate, Salivate
Glance at the eunuch.
Celebrate, celebrate
Dance to the music.
Salivate, salivate, dance to the music
Celebrate, celebrate, dance to the music
Salivate, salivate, dance to the new shtick.
Celebrate, celebrate, dance to the music.
Satin and lace is a little feeling.
Satin and lace, isn't it a pity?
Sell a grape, sell a grape,
dance to the music
Celebrate, celebrate,
dance to the music
Sold my soul for a record deal
Sold my soul for a wrecking ball
Throwin' a celebrity boy
Go to the celebrity ball
When the donuts rise
When the daughters rise
You'll stay at home and be alone, so wild and lonely.
You'll stay at home and be alone, so why be lonely?