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Wham!'s,
"Careless Whisper"
...and wasted cents that I've been given
And waste the chance that I've been given
...and wasted shit that I've been given.
...and wasted cents that I've been given.
Wham!'s,
"Careless Whisper"
And I'm never gonna dance again
The way I danced on you.
And I'm never gonna dance again
The way I danced with you.
Wham!'s,
"Careless Whisper"
And waste the chance that I'm Bill Gibbon.
And waste the chance that I've been given.
Wham!'s,
"Careless Whisper"
Beauty's even got no rhythm.
Guilty feet have got no rhythm.
Wham!'s,
"Careless Whisper"
Can't you see I ain't got no rhythm?
Guilty feet have got no rhythm.
Wham!'s,
"Careless Whisper"
Comes to mind a silver screen
Calls to mind a silver screen
Wham!'s,
"Careless Whisper"
Egg her in the skies
Ignorance is kind
Wham!'s,
"Careless Whisper"
Fifty feet have got no rhythm.
Guilty feet have got no rhythm.
Wham!'s,
"Careless Whisper"
Filthy feet have gotten on the river
Guilty feet have got no rhythm
Wham!'s,
"Careless Whisper"
Gimped-up feet ain't got no rhythm.
Guilty feel have got no rhythm.
Wham!'s,
"Careless Whisper"
Give me Fritos, got no river
Guilty feet have got no rhythm
Wham!'s,
"Careless Whisper"
Give two feet, I've got no rhythm.
Guilty feet have got no rhythm.
Wham!'s,
"Careless Whisper"
Got no feet and got no rhythm
Guilty feet have got no rhythm
Wham!'s,
"Careless Whisper"
Guilty feelings got no reason.
Guilty feet have got no rhythm.
Wham!'s,
"Careless Whisper"
Guilty feelings got no rhythm
Guilty feet have got no rhythm.
Wham!'s,
"Careless Whisper"
Guilty fetus, got no rhythm
or
Guilty feelings, got no rhythm
or
Guilty feelings, got no rhythm
Guilty feet have got no rhythm
Wham!'s,
"Careless Whisper"
Guilty feet have got no ribbon.
Guilty feet have got no rhythm.
Wham!'s,
"Careless Whisper"
Guilty feet have got no river
Guilty feet have got no rhythm
Wham!'s,
"Careless Whisper"
Guilty, feel I've got no rhythm
Guilty feet have got no rhythm
Wham!'s,
"Careless Whisper"
I wish that we could lose his crown
I wish that we could lose this crowd
Wham!'s,
"Careless Whisper"
I wish that we could lose his crown
I wish that we could lose this crowd
Wham!'s,
"Careless Whisper"
I'm never gonna dance again,
Guilty feel I've got no rhythm
I'm never gonna dance again,
Guilty, feet have got no rhythm
Wham!'s,
"Careless Whisper"
I'm never gonna dance again
'Cause you said I've got no rhythm.
I'm never gonna dance again
Guilty feet have got no rhythm.
Wham!'s,
"Careless Whisper"
I'm never gonna dance again
Beauty feelings got no river.
I'm never gonna dance again
Guilty feet have got no rhythm.
Wham!'s,
"Careless Whisper"
I'm never gonna dance again
Can't you see I've got no rhythm?
I'm never gonna dance again
Guilty feet have got no rhythm.
Wham!'s,
"Careless Whisper"
I'm never gonna dance again
Them two feet have got no rhythm
I'm never gonna dance again
Guilty feet have got no rhythm
Wham!'s,
"Careless Whisper"
Jermaine, Jermaine
Now that you're gone
Wham!'s,
"Careless Whisper"
Nada-sha-gone
No, dare to go
Now that you're gone
Now...that you're gone
Wham!'s,
"Careless Whisper"
Naked feet have got no rhythm.
Guilty feet have got no rhythm.
Wham!'s,
"Careless Whisper"
No, I'm never gonna dance again
Guilty feeling, got no river.
No, I'm never gonna dance again
Guilty feet have got no rhythm.
Wham!'s,
"Careless Whisper"
Paige is a whore, you'll find
Pain is all you'll find
Wham!'s,
"Careless Whisper"
Pain is the heart you find
or
Pain is so hard to find
Pain is all you'll find
Wham!'s,
"Careless Whisper"
Pain is the heart you'll find.
Pain is all you'll find.
Wham!'s,
"Careless Whisper"
Pain is the hole you'll find.
Pain is all you'll find.
Wham!'s,
"Careless Whisper"
Pain is the holy vine.
Pain is all you'll find.
Editor's note: George Michael recorded this track as a member of Wham, not as a solo artist.
Wham!'s,
"Careless Whisper"
Pain is the holy wine.
Pain is a-all you find.
Wham!'s,
"Careless Whisper"
Pain is the hope you'll find.
Pain is the hole you'll find.
Wham!'s,
"Careless Whisper"
Pain is the horror you find.
or
Pain is the horror you'll find.
Pain is all you find.
Wham!'s,
"Careless Whisper"
Pain is the whole you'll find.
Pain is all you'll find.
Wham!'s,
"Careless Whisper"
Pain is the whore you buy
Pain is all you'll find.
Wham!'s,
"Careless Whisper"
Payin' the whore you find
Pain is all you'll find.
Wham!'s,
"Careless Whisper"
Playskool all the time
Pain is all you'll find
Wham!'s,
"Careless Whisper"
Should've known better than to feed a friend.
Should've known better than to cheat a friend.
Wham!'s,
"Careless Whisper"
Something in your ass
Something in your eyes
Wham!'s,
"Careless Whisper"
The cat's whiskers of a good friend
The careless whisper of a good friend
Wham!'s,
"Careless Whisper"
The wasted chance that I've been given.
And waste a chance that I've been given.
Wham!'s,
"Careless Whisper"
There's no comfort in the truth,
pain is a hard blue fly!
There's no comfort in the truth,
Pain is all you'll find.
Wham!'s,
"Careless Whisper"
Can't you see I've got no rhythm
or
These 2 feet have got no rhythm
or
These 2 feet have got no rhythm
Guilty feet have got no rhythm
Wham!'s,
"Careless Whisper"
Though it's easy to pretend; I know you're not at the pool (2nd time he sings it)
Though it's easy to pretend, I know you're not a fool
Wham!'s,
"Careless Whisper"
Though it's easy to pretend
I know you're not a football.
Though it's easy to pretend
I know you're not a fool.
Wham!'s,
"Careless Whisper"
Though it's easy to protect
Though it's easy to pretend
Wham!'s,
"Careless Whisper"
We could have built this dance forever.
We could have lived this dance forever.
Wham!'s,
"Careless Whisper"
Wealthy children got no rhythm
Guilty feet, I've (have) got no rhythm
Wham!'s,
"Careless Whisper"
Well I'm never gonna' dance again,
if you think I've got no rhythm
Well I'm never gonna' dance again,
guilty feet have got no rhythm
Wham!'s,
"Careless Whisper"
You, keep feeling, got no river!
Guilty feet have got no rhythm.