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'Cause all my hairs are bending on my body
'Cause all my hair's abandoned all my body
'Cause my lips are chapped and faded
Camaraderie
Help her gather all my things
'Cause my lips are chapped and faded
Call my Aunt Marie
Help her gather all my things
All my hairs are bending down my body
All my hair's abandoned all my body
Baby I'm just snogging from the cream, oh.
Baby I'm just soggy from the chemo.
Baby, I'm just soggy from the chemo
And counting down the days to go
At just eleven
Baby, I'm just soggy from the chemo
But counting down the days to go
It just ain't living
Dogs go in the yard.
I'm scum of the Earth.
I must cover the Earth
or
I must cum on the Earth
I'm the scum of the Earth
It's just eleven
It's just not living
Uneven pavement
I need replacement
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