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A teenage bag with a baby inside
A teenage bride with a baby inside
A teenage guy with a baby inside
A teenage bride with a baby inside
And Adderall's not far away, it's Californication.
And Alderaan's not far away, it's Californication.
And Adderall's not far away
And Alderaan's not far away
And Aileron's not far away, it's Californication.
And Alderaan's not far away, it's Californication.
And El Dorado's not far away, it's Californication.
And Alderaan's not far away, it's Californication.
And Goldbank can you hear the spheres.
And Cobain can you hear the spheres.
And I'll dine not far away, it's California Cajun.
And Alderaan's not far away, it's Californication.
And Ill Doran in far away, California cagion.
And Alderaan's not far away, it's Californication.
And all around not far away is Californication.
And Alderon's not far away, it's Californication
And ill doran in far away California cagion
And Alderaan's not far away its Californication
But Tyler Wade couldn't save the world
From Californication.
But tidal waves couldn't save the world
From Californication.
Celebrity scar is this your star
Or this a world of fakin'?
Celebrity skin is this your chin
Or is that war you're waging?
Celebrity skin is this your chin
Or is that what you're taking?
Celebrity skin is this your chin
Or is that war you're waging?
Celebrity skin is this your gender
Or is this war your waging?
Celebrity skin, is this your chin
Or is that war your waging?
Celebrity skin, is that your chin
Or is that all your wages?
Celebrity skin, is that your chin
Or is that war you're waging?
Chemo Californication
Dream of Californication.
Circus stars from China
Trying to steal your arms in nation,
Little girls from Sweden
Dream of silver screen floatations,
If you want these kind of dreams, it's caliphonication.
It's the edge of the world
In all the west of civilization
The sun may rise in the east
At least it's settled in a fine location...
Hate is on a mirror while
You break the spell of aging
To love this skin is discharge,
And this is while your waiting.
First born in the cold,
Hot coals are formed....
Marry the guy who would vary the world,
I'd be my very own constellation,
A teenage broad with a baby inside
Getting high on inflammation....
Homies raised I love the phrase
Control the population
Destruction leads to a baron flood,
But it always leads to creation
An earthquake starts to a girl's guitar
It's just another good vibration,
And idol waves couldn't save the world
From californication.
Slitting my wrist
There is no death,
And this is what your craving.
Psychic spies from China
Try to steal your mind's elation
Little girls from Sweden
Dream of silver screen quotations
It's the edge of the world
And all of western civilization
The sun may rise in the East
At least it settles in the final location
Pay your surgeon very well
To break the spell of aging
Celebrity skin is this your chin
Or is that war you're waging
First born unicorn
Hard core soft porn
Marry me girl be my fairy to the world
Be my very own constellation
A teenage bride with a baby inside
Getting high on information
Born and raised by those who praise
Control of population
Destruction leads to a very rough road
But it also breeds creation
And earthquakes are to a girl's guitar
They're just another good vibration
And tidal waves couldn't save the world
From Californication
Sicker than the rest
There is no test
But this is what you're craving
Cobain can you hear Miss Spears
Sing songs? I'll switch me stations
Cobain can you hear the spheres
Singing songs off station to station
Cobain can you hear Miss Spears
Sing songs of station to station?
Cobain can you hear the spheres
Singing songs off station to station?
Cobain can you hear the Spears
Singing songs I'll change the station
Cobain can you hear the spheres
Singing songs off station to station
Cobain can you hear the Spears
Singing songs of mysoginisation.
Cobain can you hear the spheres
Singing songs off station to station.
Cobain can you hear the spears
Singing songs of stitch me station
Cobain can you hear the spheres
Singing songs off station to station.
Cobain can you hear the spheres
Singing songs off switchin' the station
And Eleanor Ross is not far away.
Cobain can you hear the spheres
Singing songs off station to station
And Alderon's not far away.
Cobain did you hear Brit Spears
Killed yourself, then changed the sation
Cobain can you hear the spheres
Singing songs off station to station
Cobain, can you hear despairs?
Singing songs of such mystation.
Cobain, can you hear the spheres?
Singing songs off station to station.
Cobain, can you hear the Spears
Singing songs of specialty stations?
Cobain, can you hear the spheres
Singing songs off station to station?
Cobank can't you heed this
P***ing songs off, station to station?
or
Cobank can you hear this piercing song
From station to station?
or
Cobank can you hear these fearsome sounds
From Staffordshire Station?
Cobain, can you hear the spheres
Singing songs off station to station?
Cream of Calie's pornorniction.
Dream of Californication.
Cream of Californication.
Dream of Californication.
Creole Californication
Dream of Californication
Damn unicorns
Addicted to porn.
First born unicorn
Hardcore soft porn.
Dino can afford vacation.
Dream of Californication
Dream I can afford a vacation.
Dream of Californication
Dream of California cajion
Dream of Californication
Dream of a California vacation.
Dream of Californication.
Dream of candid fornication
Dream of Californication
Dream of cattle fornication.
Dream of Californication.
Dream of having fornication
Dream of Californication
Dream of jolly fornication
Dream of Californication
Dream of midget fornication
Dream of Californication
Everybody's Ben Hur
And I don't need novacation.
Everybody's been there
And I don't mean on vacation.
Everybody's trippin'
And I don't mean on vacation
Everybody's been there
And I don't mean on vacation
Everybody's trippin'
And I don't mean novacation.
Everybody's been there
And I don't mean on vacation.
Everybodys been there
And I don't mean novication.
Everybody's been there
And I don't mean on vacation.
F**k your uncle
First born Unicorn
Feline Californication
Dream of Californication
First Born Unicrorn, Arc Whores of Porn
First Born Unicrorn, Hardcore Soft Porn
First Port in a storm
or
First porn in store
First born unicorn
First bong and a cone
First born unicorn
First bonk in the corn
First born unicorn
First bord in a coma
First born Unicorn
First born due to Korn
Firstborn unicorn
First born gets a cold.
First born unicorn
First born gets the corn
First born unicorn
First born in a
Corner, in Kosovo
First born unicorn,
hard core soft porn
First born in a caul
Hard core soft porn.
First born unicorn
Hardcore, soft porn.
First born in a cult
Of Kosovo.
First born unicorn
Hardcore soft porn.
First born in the cold
Hardcore star porn.
First born unicorn
Hardcore, soft porn.
First born in the corn
Hardcore soft core
First born unicorn
Hardcore, soft porn.
First born in the corn
Hard course of pron.
First born unicorn
Hardcore, soft porn.
First born into porn
Hardcore soft porn
First born unicorn
Hardcore soft porn
First born of the corn, everything must go
First born unicorn, hard core soft porn
First born unicorn. Hardcore Sapporo.
First born unicorn. Hardcore soft porn.
First born unicorn
Our course are poor.
First born unicorn
Hardcore soft porn.
First born you're the corn
First born unicorn
First born youporn, Hot Kosovo
First born unicorn, hard core soft porn
First born, first to go
With whores that like porn.
First born unicorn
Hardcore, soft porn.
First corn, you're too corn,
hard corn soft corn,
Kemo-Californication
First born unicorn,
hardcore soft porn,
dream of Californication
First corn, you're too corn
Hard corn soft corn
Kemo-Californication
First born unicorn
Hard core, soft porn
Dream of Californication.
First one to the door
Gets to open up that door
Be my Californication
First born unicorn
Hard core soft porn
Dream of Californication
First spawn you to call
Our calls are poor
Viva Californication.
First born unicorn
Hard core soft porn
Dream of Californication.
First torn unicorn,
hardcore soft torn
First born unicorn,
hardcore soft porn
First, born in the cold
Of course, I'll go.
First born unicorn
Hardcore soft porn.
Game of californication
Dream of californication
Hard core's of porn.
Hard core, soft porn.
Hard corn, soft pores
Hardcore, soft porn
Hard course of porn
Hardcore, soft porn
Hardcore, soft core
Hardcore, soft porn
Hey now, Sgt. Berrywine
To break the spell of aging.
Pay your surgeon very well
To break the spell of aging.
Hey you, Sergeant Baro
I'll break the spell of aging.
Pay your surgeon very well
To break the spell of aging.
Hey, yo Sergeant Mary, wanna break the spell of aging?
Pay your surgeon very well to break the spell of aging.
Hot coals start to fall.
Hard core soft porn
Hot cole slaw porn.
Hard core, soft porn.
Hot coleslaw cold
Hard core, soft porn.
Hot course of porn
or
Hot class of porn
Hard core, soft porn
Hot course, of course.
Hardcore, soft porn.
Hot dogs are cold
Hardcore, soft porn
How close? How torn?
Hardcore, soft porn
Illegal girls from Sweden
Dream of Silver Screen flotation.
Little girls from Sweden
Dream of silver screen quotations.
Is that your gender, or is that why you're waiting?
Is that your chin, or is that war you're waging?
Is this your gender, is it war you're waging
Is this your chin or is it war you're waging
It was a fever Californication
Dream of Californiction
It's the end of the world
It's the edge of the world
Jim wants Californication
Dream of Californication
Kenan and Kel affords vacation.
Dream of Californication.
Kenan and Kel were from vacation.
Dream of Californication.
Kenan's Californication
Dream of Californication
King of Californication
Dream of Californication
Kurt Cobain, can you hear Britney Spares?
And Cobain, can you hear the spheres?
Marry a girl she was married to the world
Marry me girl be my fairy to the world
Marry me girl,
Be a periwinkle
Marry me girl,
Be my fairy to the world
Merry be the word
put your titty to the wall
Marry me girl,
be my fairy to the world
My doors are closed
Hardcore soft porn
My throats all swollen.
Hardcore, soft porn
No more, no more
Hardcore, soft porn
Of course I'll hold
Hardcore, soft porn
Of course, I'll fall.
Hard core, soft porn
Of course, I'm poor.
Hardcore, soft porn
Pay your sergeant marry a while
To break the spell of aging
Tell me this skin is disco chin
There is that war you're waging
Pay your surgeon very well
To break the spell of aging
Celebrity skin is this your chin
Or is that war you're waging?
Pay your surgeon very well
To break the elevating
Celebrity skin is this your chin
Or is this on your waking?
Pay your surgeon very well
To break the spell of aging
Celebrity skin is this your chin
Or is that war you're waging?
People can't afford education.
Dream of Californication.
People can't afford vacation
Dream of Californication
Pray to Virgin Mary well to break the celebrating
Pay your surgeon very well to break the spell of aging.
Psychic spies from China
try to steal your mom's elation
Psychic spies from China
try to steal your mind's elation
Psychic spies from China
Try to steal your modulation
Psychic spies from China
Try to steal your mind's elation.
Psychic spies from China try to steal your consolation.
Psychic spies from China try to steal your mind's elation.
Psychic spies from China
Try to feel the world's vibration.
Psychic spies from China
Try to steal your mind's elation.
Psychic spies from China
Try to steal your mom's elation.
Psychic spies from China
Try to steal your mind's elation.
Psychic spies from Chinatown
Try to steal your mind's erection.
Psychic spies from China
Try to steal your mind's elation.
Psychics pass from child to child
Trying to steal your mind's elation.
Psychic spies from China
Try to steal your mind's elation.
Psycho spies from China try to steal your t** elavation
And little girls from Sweden dream of pornographic pictures.
Psychic spies from China try to steal our mind's elation
Little girls from Sweden dream of silver screen quotations.
Psycho spies with shiners
Try to steal your mom's erection.
Little pearl are sweet as cream
As silver screening 'flections
And if you want a kind of breem
It's colorful complexion.
Psychic spies from China
Try to steal your mind's elation.
Little girls from Sweden
Dream of silver screen quotations
And if you want these kind of dreams
It's Californication.
Psycho spy's v*****
Try to steal your son's vibrator.
Psychic spies from China
Try to steal your mind's elation.
Re in Californication.
Dream of Californication.
Satan's spawns from China
Try to steal your Mount Elation.
Psychic spies from China
Try to steal your mind's elation.
Sidekick spies from China try to steal your mind's elation.
Psychic spies from China try to steal your mind's elation.
Singing songs off specialist stations
Singing songs off station to station
Standing here, I realise
You were just like me, trying to make history
Psychic spies from China tryna steal your minds elation
Subliminal skin, is this your chin
Or is that war your waging?
Celebrity skin, is this your chin
Or is that war your waging?
Take a spouse from China
Try to steal your mom's elation.
Psychic spies from China
Try to steal your mind's elation.
Team of californication
Dream of Californication
Teenage bi with a baby in side.
Teenage bride with a baby inside.
Teenage bride with a baby inside getting high on nymphomation.
Teenage bride with a baby inside getting high on information.
Teenage guide with a baby inside
A teenage bride with a baby inside
Telemicus skin is this your chin?
Secret spys from China try to steel your mindelation
Celebrity skin is this your chin
Psychic spies from China try to steel your mind's elation
Telemicus skin is this your chin?
Secret spys from China try to steel your mindelation.
Celebrity skin is this your chin
Psychic spies from China try to steal your mind's elation.
The only raise my love embraced was control of population.
Born and raised by those who praise control of population.
The sun may rise in the east;
At least it settled in a fun location.
The sun may rise in the East, at least
It's settled in a final location.
They call it fornication.
Californication
Very big girl, be my ferry to the world.
Marry me girl, be my fairy to the world.
Very big man be a feather to the world
Marry me girl be my fairy to the world
ViVa Californication
Dream of Californication.
Your son may rise in yeast, at least
It settled in a frontal lobe nation.
The sun may rise in the East, at least
It's settled in a final location.