Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody.
This page contains all the misheard lyrics for California Dreamin' that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996.
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All beliefs are proud.
All the leaves are brown.
All that leads the crown.
All the leaves are brown.
All that leaves are bras
And the sky is great
All the leaves are brown
And the sky is gray.
All the leaves are brown
And this guy is gay.
All the leaves are brown
And the sky is gray.
All the leaves are fallen.
All the leaves are brown.
All the leaves are fallin'.
All the leaves are brown.
All the leaves have fallen.
All the leaves are brown.
All the weeds turned brown
All the leaves are brown
And I began to pray
And I pretend to pray
And I begin to pray.
And I pretend to pray.
Anna Lisa Brown
And this guy's OK.
All the leaves are brown
And the sky is gray.
Autumn leaves the ground.
All the leaves are brown.
California dreamin' in the month of May.
California dreamin' on such a winter's day.
California dreamin'
I thought you were engaged.
California dreamin'
On such a winter's day.
California dreamin'
I thought you'd really stay.
California dreamin'
On such a winter's day.
California dreamin'
Accentuator's Bay
California dreamin'
On such a winter's day.
California dreamin'
I'll catch you and you'll stay.
California dreamin'
On such a winter's day.
California men on such a winter's day
California dreamin' on such a winter's day
Can't afford the treatment
California dreamin'
Condoleezza Brown and the skies are grey
All the leaves are brown and the skies are grey
Ebenezer Brown
And the sky is grey.
All the leaves are brown
And the sky is grey
Ebenezer Brown
All the leaves are brown
Follow Lisa Brown.
All the leaves are brown.
Got down on my knees, and I began to pray
Got down on my knees, and I pretend to pray
He pretends to pray in the church because it is cold outside, and he needs a warm place to be. Not because he is really praying.
Got down on my knees
And I begin to pray.
Got down on my knees
And I pretend to pray.
I began to pray
You know the preacher lights the cove.
I pretend to pray
You know the preacher likes the cold.
I caught you with Dave
On such a winter's day
I could save the world if I was in L.A.
I'd be safe and warm if I was in L.A.
I could take that walk if I were in L.A.
California dreamin about your wedding day
I'd be safe and warm if I were in L.A.
California dreamin on such a winter's day
I got down on my knees and I began to pray.
I got down on my knees and I pretend to pray.
I know the creature likes to crawl.
You know the preacher likes the cold.
I know the preacher lacked decor.
You know the preacher likes the cold.
I like Morgan Freeman.
California dreaming
I stepped into a church
I stopped into a church
I'd be safe and warm if I was in a lake
I'd be safe and warm if I was in L.A.
I'd be safe and warm if I was in a lane
I'd be safe and warm if I was in L.A.
I'd be safe and warm if I was in a lay
or
I'd be safe and warm if I was in a lei
I'd be safe and warm if I was in L.A.
I'd be safe and warm if I wasn't Elaine.
I'd be safe and warm if I was in LA.
I'd be safe and warm if I wasn't delayed
I'd be safe and warm if I was in L.A.
I'm such a big mistake
On such a winter's day
I'm such a way to stay
On such a winter's day
If I didn't tell her, I could eat today
If I didn't tell her, I could leave today
Lovely Lisa Browne
All the leaves are brown
Oh, Louisa Brown
All the leaves are brown.
Old valise is brown...
All the leaves are brown...
Oliver leads the blind.
All of the leaves are brown.
On such a winners day
On such a winter's day
Polynesian brown
All the leaves are brown.
Preacher lights a bowl
He knows I'm going to stay
You know the preacher likes the cold.
He knows I'm going to stay.
The creature life is warm
You know the preacher likes the cold.
The preacher lights the coals.
The preacher likes the cold.
John Phillips, in an interview, quoted the misheard lyric as correct.
The preacher lights the coal
The preacher likes the cold
The preacher like to croak, he knows I'm gonna stay.
You know the preacher likes the cold, he knows I'm gonna stay.
The preacher likes it warm.
You know the preacher likes the cold.
The preacher likes the Pope
or
The preacher likes the poor
The preacher likes the cold
The preacher likes the coals.
The preacher likes the cold.
The preacher likes to talk
The preacher likes the cold
The preacher locks the door.
You know the preacher likes the cold.
Ya know the preacher lights the coals
You know the preacher likes the cold.
You know a creature like the Gorn
You know the preacher likes the cold.
You know the creature licked the floor
You know the preacher liked the cold.
You know the creature likes the cold
You know the preacher likes the cold
You know the creature likes the corn
He knows I'm gonna stay.
You know the preacher likes the cold
He knows I'm gonna stay.
You know the creature likes the soda.
You know the preacher likes the cold.
You know the preacher light the coal
You know the preacher likes the cold.
You know the preacher lights the coal.
You know the preacher likes the cold.
You know the preacher lights the coal
He knows I'm gonna stay.
You know the preacher likes the cold
He knows I'm gonna stay.
You know the preacher lights the coal
You know the preacher likes the cold.
You know the preacher liked the corn
You know the preacher likes the cold
You know the preacher liked to croak
He knows I'm gonna stay.
You know the preacher likes the cold
He knows I'm gonna stay.
You know the preacher likes Nicole.
You know the preacher likes the cold.
You know the preacher likes the bowl.
You know the preacher likes the cold.
You know the preacher likes the coast
He knows I'm gonna stay.
You know the preacher likes the cold
He knows I'm gonna stay.
You know the preacher likes the cold (preacher likes the cold)
You know the preacher lights the coal (preacher lights the coal)
It has been reported widely that Cass sang the wrong lyric "began to pray" instead of the published "pretend to pray". Her lyric kinda fits but lacks the added pathos of having to pretend to pray in order to stay in a church long enough to get in out of the cold and warm up.
You know the preacher likes the cold
He knows I want it gay.
You know the preacher likes the cold
He knows I'm gonna stay.
You know the preacher likes the cold
You know the preacher lights the coals
You know the preacher likes the cold
You know the preacher lights the coals
You know the preacher likes the goat
You know the preacher likes the cold.
You know the preacher likes to bowl.
You know the preacher likes the cold.
You know the preacher likes to call.
You know the preacher likes the cold.
You know the preacher likes to drone.
You know the preacher likes the cold.
You know the preacher likes to talk.
You know the preacher likes the cold.
You know the preacher likes to talk
You know the preacher likes the cold
You know the preacher locked the door.
You know the preacher liked the cold.
You know the preacher locked the door
He knows I'm gonna stay.
You know the preacher likes the cold
He knows I'm gonna stay.
You know the preacher locks the door.
You know the preacher likes the cold.
You know the preacher'd like to go.
You know the preacher likes the cold.
You know the preacher's eyes are cold.
You know the preacher likes the cold.
You know the preacher's eyes are cold
He knows I'm gonna stay.
You know the preacher likes the cold
He knows I'm gonna stay
You know the preacher's like a poet
You know the preacher likes the cold.
You know the preacher, Mike McCall.
You know the preacher likes the cold.
You know the teacher likes the cold.
or
You know the teacher likes her thongs.
You know the preacher likes the cold.
You know you're preaching like the Pope.
You know the preacher likes the cold.
I serve a grilled-up steak
On such a winter’s day