Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody.
This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Bristol Stomp that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996.
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Kids in Briscoe are as sharp as a whistle
When they do, the bets all stop
Kids in Bristol are as sharp as a pistol
When they do the Bristol Stomp
Kids in Bristol are sharp as crystal
When they do the Bristol Stomp.
Kids in Bristol are as sharp as a pistol
When they do the Bristol Stomp.
Really somethin' when the joint is jumpin'.
Really somethin' when they join in jumpin'.
The crystal stop will make you mine
The bristol stomp will make you mine
The kids in Bristol are sharp as a thistle...
Kids in Bristol are as sharp as a pistol...
The kids in Bristol
Have shot that pistol
When they're doing the Bristol stomp.
Really something
But the joint is jumping
When they're doing the Bristol Stomp.
The kids in Bristol
Were sharp as pistol
When they're doing the Bristol stomp.
Really something
When the joint is jumping
When they're doing the Bristol stomp.
However, I like this song therefore it is in my favorite style of music which is known as Doo Wop.
The stars are spinnin' every Friday night
They dance the greatest if they do it right.
They started spinnin' every Friday night
They dance the greatest and they do it right.
We tony and twistel
And we razz-matazz, you see.
We pony and twisted
And we rocked with Daddy G.